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  1. Bunny

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    I bet she got that in a fortune cookie. It's too insightful for Pussy Hilton.
     
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    No no, she made that up all by her lonesome. Of course, she was 're-quoting' Coco Chanel.
     
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    People are still talking about Paris Hilton?

    I just can't understand how someone with a nose that makes Michael Jackson look good in comparison can gain that amount of fame after leaking some really shitty porn on the Internet.
     
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    It's because she's a member of MENSA. Her IQ, is, unfortunately, 130 or higher.

    Oh, and I heard the cyclops baby died within hours of its birth. Same as the
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    FROG BABY!!
    Actually, frog baby died within 30 minutes of birth. Probably because the hospital fucking took him outside and didn't bother to try and regulate his failing heart. Or clean him in any way. Or give eyedrops for his massive globular eyes.
    Yeah, I think the kid was doomed anyway. But check out those Shrek ears!
    I'm glad hospitals in the US don't do that with deformed children.
     
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    Enough with the mutated babies. It's getting to be like dead baby jokes. Please.
     
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    Which reminds me...

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    Looks like the nightwatch had fun rearranging the Tryannosaurus exhibit last night at the museum.

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    That's making me thinking about jokes about skelets.

    Example: What are two skelets on the roof???.

    Too noisy.

    Sorry for this bad joke.
     
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    We got a special thread for bad jokes:)

    It is called Who needs a joke, and don't worry about Gravedigging, the "who needs a " is an exception:)
     
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    And you know someone got off to that anyway.
     
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    Probably our dear Mr. Albert V. Todd, who invented it.
     
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    Apparently, it's a restaurant in Bombay.

    Good grief. Sure, the swastika has a different meaning in dharmic religions than in western society but damn, the people running the place must have jellyfish for brains.
     
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    Maybe "Hitler" means "really good Vindaloo" in India.
     
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    There's no such thing as a good vindaloo unless you've numbed your tastebuds through hammering them repeatedly with a twelve pound sledge. I ordered the stuff once, merely smelling it actually infliced pain on my nostrils. I ate about half of it, accompanied with loads of rice, naan and beer to balance the insane spiciness, before having to admit defeat. My eyes where all glazed and I was sweating like a sow in labour at that point.

    Fortunately, my ex, being the petite woman she is, was full having eaten only half of her food, so I didn't have to leave the place a hungry man. At least, she had the common sense to order korma.
     
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    If it came out today, it would have cost $1,500.
     
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    You know, I don't think I've ever seen this befor... oh, wait... Yeah, yeah I've definitely seen this before. IN THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD!
     
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