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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Twas two-five February
And all through the net
Not a Lord was a'typing
(They weren't ready yet.)
The young ones were finding the right gun for their sniper--
And when they don't find the rifle they spit like a viper--
And Zanza way Down Under, and Charonte from Down Further
were chatting with Magikot (about whose location he'll naught but murmer)
Then out on the net, there arose such a clatter,
We all logged on immediately to seewhat was the matter
When what to the Lords should suddenly appear
But a new guy from nowhere, his face sparkling with cheer
His sig how it sparked, his banter, how merry
but he called Dark Fool a Commie, and Osiris, a fairy.
He's tortured poor Xiao, who took recourse in verse
He's annoyed even Arthgon, and caused Mixi to curse
In whining and bitching, even Yuki got outdone
And Rroyo ceased his coding and pulled out a gun!
Poor Arthgon was livid, Grakelin ran (thankfully not away);
Puppy planned a burial, he's been digging all day.
Dark Elf and Vorak logged out with disdain
Fish and Rosie won't post near that name
Poor Minuos, poor Mesteut, poor Retard acts wary,
Poor Muro, and Peter (whose last name is not in my memory),
Victor_Berg says forums now have no appeal
(To anyone other--of course--than Sjael).
His name always changes, be it Haseo or Charles
His politics annoy us, his ventings deranged
And if he got married, it must be arranged
But I heard him exclaim before he logged off that night,
Happy Trolling to all, and remember--Vote Right!

*curtseys*

 

Can I be the commie instead?! (of a fairy)

"in soviet russia, the washing machine cleans you"

 

Next time, kay? It took me a while to get it to work, I'm scared that if I touch it the whole thing will collapse on itself.

 

lmao loved the rhyme Xiao, but who is charles? this really is my first account on this site, and the only one.

 

2 (now 3) mentions of charles on a single page? This won't bode well. I think he's like Betelgeuse. And I'm pretty sure I've mentioned my location somewhere on this board.

 

I don't think he's Charles, because I can comprehend the things in his posts as sentences.

 

Another incarnation of HWLFP?

 

Haseo - Charles is the main reason trolls put me into a frothing rage. You just happened to trigger my Psychotic Writer Mode.

Puppy - Please don't joke about that. Feel free to make that hole you've been digging a bit bigger, though, we want to make damn sure this one can't get out.

 

"Puppy goes down the hole."

"It puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."

 

Anybody see the Depp film "Secret Window"?
Anybody want to see Haseo help the corn grow?

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On second thought, Xiao, I can't bury the he-she on your property.
It would be like sowing salt in the ground and I love you too much to that to you.

 

I'm pretty sure the admins are clever enough to figure out if it's someone else returning. And I'm fairly certain HWLFP has given up for now, atleast we can hope.

Grakelin, I trust you meant Charles and not haseo yes? Otherwise I might need some help, the last four or so have made not the slightest bit of sense to me, except for this last one containing some vague Hannibal the cannibal reference that is entirely irrelevant anyway.

But wow, Xiao.. You're either a very talented writer or have far, far too much free time to spend on TA... I've always thought of Osiris as a bit of a fairy since he disappeared from IRC...

Anyway, can we just kill it already?

 

"Kill" is just a bland uncreative verb choice when describing how to end one's life. Let's try to describe the action in another form shall we? How about Stewie's method teaching Eliza to use good diction; "The life of the wife is ended by the knife." Another means of rephrasing the word "kill" is applying the RvB catch line "Boom!! Headshot!!"
Simply tossing the word "kill" around like a cheap beer in an Irish pub will make things seem bland and boring.
So do us all a small favor pick a synonym that better defines the action you are describing.

 

Is that an irritated troll I see?

And whilst I appreciate the input of someone in such an oh-so-vaulted position as a university student, the word kill perfectly fits the 'action I'm describing.', thank you very much. I will keep it in mind if at any time saying "Boom!!! Headshot!!" sounds like a good idea. Wait...

 

Although "Troll" is only a perspective term. I see myself more as the spastic-over energetic-dumbass.

 

Can't it be both? *grin*

Haseo. Please. Just... stop... posting...

 

I think it's safer if I don't argue either

I understand my last attempt at posting an image failed, so here you go:


And in case you're thirsty:

 

I don't think haseo is Charles, because the later wrote very differently. I may be wrong, but there are some clues about him/her/it here:

*He calls people communists, or fairies.

*Telling that he/her/it will only write in good English, if he wants to.

*Whining about that people here are Grammar Nazis.

* Kind of threating the Admistrators.

Xiao: Wow. That's one of the best rhyme I have heard.

PS: Do we know someone who lives near South Carolina?

 

Bravo!

 

Why thank you! *bows*

 

Bravo indeed. Nice work, Xiao.

As for Haseo, what says more to me than anything is the fact that within ten minutes of my returning to the fray, following months of inactivity, the bad feeling about him was screamingly obvious - if his gender wasn't.

Since I thought that film was great, and share the common opinion of the ladyboy, how 'bout we go for an early early-morning drive to unhallowed ground?