Who needs a picture?

*adds 'hanging the Volvo' to her list*

Other things on Xiao's list include:
* Obeying the Master
* Meddling with Time
* Piloting the TARDIS
* The Star Wars Prequels

 

I meant the sign! And don't knock the Volvo. It's an amazing car.

 

Like the Ikea car?

 

*smacks DarkFool upside the head* Don't ruin my fun. Besides, my euphemism list was looking kinda sad.

 

I deserved that. *bows to DE*

 

(Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe)

 

Bwahahahahahahaha! How true! I don't blame her, I'd be spinning in my grave if I were dead. As it is, I plan horrible, horrible revenge upon the morons of the world.

 

(Bela Lugosi)



(Keifer Sutherland - The Lost Boys)

 

VAMPIRES...

Are not Emo.
Do not Sparkle.
Will kill you just to watch you DIE.
Do not Sparkle.
Do not Love, nor do they sire super-babies.
* Exception to the above rule: Unless said super-baby is a truly awesome badass with mental issues, i.e. Alucard (Hellsing and Castlevania), D (Vampire Hunter D).
Do not fucking Sparkle.
View humans as food, or minions, not lovers.
* Especially not Twu Wuv. *gag*
Do not FUCKING Sparkle.
Live forever because they are cursed, which means...
* They need blood. HUMAN blood. Not this stupid 'Vegetarian' bullshit.
* Sun will kill them.
** They do NOT SPARKLE.
* Holy symbols hurt them.
* They are savage feral hunters of the night.
** Not misunderstood victims of their cure.
*** Possible exception: Nicholas Knight (Forever Knight), who is genuinely searching for a cure, not fucking MOPING.
*** Again, not emo.
Vampires do not Sparkle. *twitch*

And so on...

 

--BTW: sucking the blood from a deer is NOT being a 'Vegetarian', you stupid, emo, codependant, needy little shits of humanity.*

--Rocked!! I loved the ending because...

Spoiler

sometimes life doesn't work out the way you want.

 

Hmm depends on what version of Dracula you look at, but he was seen to be a victim of love in some circles.

 

I thought that Twilight is so bad that it's beyond need to even discuss it. It's not like we'll have to convince anyone than the Sun is warm, you know.

Yet since I had to be once quite prepared on the topic (vampires were the subject of my matura presentation), I must point out that there are examples of exceptions for most of vampire characteristics from Xiao's list, it depends on what classical literature or legend we are talking about.

Yet, they never did sparkle.

 

And yet it's making money hand over fist.

Agreed.

Thank you.

 

Puppy, you watch Forever Knight? FUCK YES! *tackle glomp* I got to watch half a season on Austar and then it got yanked for... *shudder* Baywatch.

 

Brazilian Bed Ads.
I don't know if I want to go to Brazil, buy a bed, or both.
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