When I was 3 years old, I was playing with one of those things, and I was trying to get the square peg and the round hole. I kept pushing and pushing, but it would not fit. So I started smashing it into the opening, determined to make it fit, until my fingers bled. Fortunately, I grew out of this before I could become a Republican and do the same thing with healthcare. Ba-dum tish. No, seriously, true story.