Oke, here some of mine jokes: A man comes at the Red Light District, and is ticking on the glass of the window. The hooker, is asking him what he wants. The man said: "How much???." The hooker said: "100 Euro." The man: " That's very cheap for double glazing." Or: Why did a Belgian bring a knife with him, when he is driving a car???. To cut corners. Or: Do you know the difference between a condom and tea sack???. No???, then I will not drink tea with you.