Mag...wrong thread. Still fun, though. It's the big day, the day when one lucky man makes one lucky woman his wife. The groom walks down the aisle, with a humongous grin on his face. He reaches the altar, standing next to the best man. Best man: Dude, what's up? You're pretty happy for a guy who's about to get married. Groom: Man, I just got the best blowjob of my life from the woman I'm about to marry. A few moments later, the bride walks down the aisle with a similarly large grin on her face. She reaches the altar, standing next to the maid of honor. Maid of Honor: Oh, I'm so happy for you! I bet you're smiling cause you're about to get married. Bride: Nope. I just gave the last blowjob of my life.