who needs a laugh

I almost pissed myself reading that one fatman. except Foucault was a post-structuralist.

God I am such a dork :shootme:

 

That was pretty cool, Feldon. I got my wife with it too.

 

Now that was scary.

 

i just need to *bump* this thread
...Wa? Why did you need to do that? -Jinxed

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Ouch. That is sick.

 

LÖL!

But it's still sick! :grin:

 

congrats R, with that one piece of filth you are now truly one of us, btw there is no redemption now.

Two men were talking at work, "I have a bad headache. I'll have to go visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."


What do the gynecologist and the Domino's delivery man have in common?

They both get to smell the pie but neither one of them can eat it!

 

Microsoft joke

Definately not funny but it made me laugh :|

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a
chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just
stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at
each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics
of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything,
comes up with a suggestion: If we close all the windows, get out,
get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"

 

:rofl: this newbie is a funny newbie i like him a lot.

Your dad must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.


just for the record i'm up to 43 hrs with out sleep.

 

Better a newbie than a n00b

*eyes mr.nobodie, bacs away slowly, turns around, breaks into a run*

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like
this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was
my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"

 

:lol: good one,


A woman went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "And how did he look?" "Very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?" "He was looking through the window at us."

 

and i'm the filthy one? BAH!

 

Another lame'un

Nice, albeit a bit predictable :wink:

Q: What is the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

A: Most people can roast beef.

 

:lol: that was actually pretty good (once i got it), i'm sorry, i don't have any more jokes, i'll have to go looking for some later

 

Hmm...

I'm fresh out of jokes as well so you're in luck...

*wonders what his avatar is*

 

okay, i'm probably retarded, but i don't get it...

 

at the time of posting it's a railroad spike and it's about to become a mace, check the FAQ for more information.

*edit* pea soup__________pee soup

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Ok pay attention kids, daddy is going to explain:

To roast is a verb, one can roast beef...
To pea doesn't exist but to pee does, it's originally an oral joke so try saying it out loud a couple of times :wink:

 

and now i feel even more retarded... thanx, though... :smile: