Who needs a comic?

That's where brute force comes in handy.

Ok, maybe not, forcing people to drink ahs never been a good idea
(I'm no drinker)

 

Forcing a drink on someone is so much easier when they're already drunk. Just make sure you have a few hours of pre-game on these friends of yours, and then when you break out Singstar, just pass around a bottle of Southern Comfort. Or maybe some Zambuca.

 

That combination doesn't even sound good....

 

that sounds like a Great Idea my friends and i had when i was 16. we got a bum to buy us two fifths of very bad vodka for $5 a piece. then we drove to the local park and took turns drinking straight from the bottle, followed by a stale chip chaser, rinsing with water from a 3 foot tall fountain. all in all, it ended up being a remarkably bad night...

 

The mistake was in the vodka. If it's bad vodka, it tastes (and smells) like you're drinking rubbing alcohol.
All I need to get a buzz going is to hurricane about a quarter bottle of Captain Morgan and then maybe down a couple of my very own hard green tea concoctions...they're basically some Arizona green tea with either Bacardi sour apple rum or Absolut citron vodka. Maybe about 20% alcohol by volume.

But god damn, DE;
Cheese doodles and sugar? With vodka?

 

I've participated in a tequila race. What the lemon and salt does is makes the tequila more palatable, if it's a lower quality brand. Of course, drinking in this way makes alcohol purging much more prevalent...

The cheese doodles and sugar are just gross.
Hell, I even tried it a few minutes ago (and don't give me that, "oh, it's too early in the day to drink!" crap).
I almost threw up yesterday's lunch.

 

i love tequila shots. an exccellent way to get fucked up in a hurry. unfortunately, it's hard to find other girls willing to partake in such a nasty liquor, so i always end up the only female in the race. which means i lose.

 

Start em' young! If you begin testing their bodies' resistances to toxic substances early, you'll end up with nigh invulnerable progeny to sick forth upon an unsuspecting world.

Random stranger; "No one could EVER down this much rum at once..."

Rosie's kid; "Pansy. Gimme that bottle."

 

Yea, well. I am a firm believer that alcohol is a bad beeverage that you shouldn't drink, so lets raise the age limit

 

Ahem!

 

You're right!!



Haha! Boobs...that's Dragon Quest for ya!

 

Holy shit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xkcd#.22Li ... es_xkcd.22

http://xkcd.com/225/ - http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/04/19/life-im ... -stallman/

http://xkcd.com/249/ - http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/

http://xkcd.com/239/ - http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/28/cory-doctorow-part-ii/

http://xkcd.com/314/ - http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/419154651.html

 

Talk of the Devil...



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