Who have I missed?

Rosie, you've seen Milhouse? And heard him?

 

rght, right pacific islander. gotcha. and buddha bellies are definitely chick magnets.

EDIT: i haven't heard him, but i've always pictured him as my sweatshop love slave...

 

Nope & nope.

There was a pic of "me" being passed around a long time ago of a dude passed out with his dick waving, but that was not me, no matter what "proof" Kay has.

 

With a Crown of Forks.

Oh yeah, and a banana leaf skirt and a yo-yo.

 

Oh, yeah. I remember Kay. Fucker got me too. Wasn't that you that was with us, Milo? Or was it Jar.... I think it was you.

Anyway, he had me believing he was a hot Asian babe. I was in love.

 

Like that Antwan fellow in Pulp Fiction, the heavy-set Samoan that never appeared in the film? Cool! Personally, I'm a Baltic-Islander. Not quite so cool...

 

ha, i remember that. poor retard.

EDIT: yoyos = also hot.

 

That was me. Jar doesn't like asians. He's a self-hating pacific islander.

The hot asian babe was Noriko Sakai j-pop star.

hahahahahah

hahhaahaahahahhahhahha he really got you that time. it was golden.

 

I'm sure he told you how I was trying to boost him/her low self esteem up. She/he was all down, and I was trying to convince him/her how pretty she/he was.

What an ass I made of myself. I think the last thing I said to "Noriko" was "Don't ever let anyone tell you that you're not beautiful..."

I can't believe I heaping the embarrasment on myself....

 

*DOUBLE POST


Jar's a Pacific Islander? I thought he was just an Aussie redneck, like mrnobodie.

 

i was there when you fell in love... it was very sweet, retard, i was impressed.

 

Thanks. Did it make you hoh-nee? Did it?

The thing is, I never, ever, ever, ever thought (or think) that Asians are particularly pretty. For one thing, I could never get over that stupid gibberish they scream right before climax.

Give me a Latina, preferably Spaniard or Italian, anyday. I like the greasy ones.

 

i like my men hairy, with a soft belly. and i like my women red-headed and submissive.

but i like my Milos skinny and accident prone.

 

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He didnt' tell me, I was there. There was all kinds of retarded shit that led up to it that just made it funnier.

He kept going on about Noriko Sakai. He had a bug up his butthole because I didn't really know who she was except that a Chinese guy I knew ten years past had her poster on his wall.

It became a running gag how I thought she was some old washed up japanese pop star, and he or someone said how bad she would feel if she read what I was saying about her. This was hilarious to me.

One day, Kay registers on this forum as "Noriko Sakai", probably because he didn't give a shit and couldn't think of anything better.

Along comes Retard, and Kay played off the old, aging beauty thing perfectly. It was good times.

It was embarrassing, but totally funny. Besides, you were really sweet to Noriko.

 

I think it all went down on mIRC. I'm just glad you guys didn't save the text like you did when you pulled that shit on Jinxed, about the girlfriend who's titty you bit, and she farted and flew out the room. You were talking about a blow-up doll, but Jinxed totally didn't get it. And then you posted the text on this forum for the world to see. Hahahahahahahahhahah

I remember right after you said, "....and she flew out of the window" he said something like "Yeah, bitches are crazy."

haahahahahahahah

 

I probably do have the text. All that IRC stuff was logged automatically, so there's a textfile of it somewhere on my hdd.

And that Jinxed one was funny, too. He's the one that posted the log here. I'll try to find the thread.

 

I found it!

http://terra-arcanum.com/phpBB/viewtopi ... =3058&star

 

HOLY SHIT!!! *Вот дерьмо-то!* I laughed too much. I don't know why, but it's truly scary and causes insane laugh at one moment. aranoid: Sorry if somebody was offended. Do you have something like this more?

 

At least that's better than the process written in your signature.