Who have I missed?

Then I hope latex do not freezes to the rock condition, while it's -35. What's more, it's much more easier to get a pink condom. Will it work as well?

 

Hey, man. It's your butthole.

I wouldn't risk it. Orange is clearly more visible and safer, but it's your life. Some people get off on danger.

 

Hey, Sofokl, try not to use the words "rock" and "pink" in the same sentence when talking to Milo. Brings back bad memories. Even Milo's Nihnja Ability to Take Self to Teh Happy Place® would be severly taxed by such words.

 

speaking of Teh happy Place, i'm going to Disneyland for Chirstmas. all expenses paid by fish's parents.

 

Sorry, Retard. Was that an inner joke?

 

Milo, I guess you're going to have to retell your ROC story. The newbies don't even understand when you are referring to it. Besides, it's been too freakin' long since we've had a hilarious story by Milo.

Rosie, what is it with you and Disneyland? Have they put in you a personal parking place yet?

 

Milo understands my obsession. All Hail the mighty Powah of Teh Disney!

 

Who used that? I already frequent 3 (three!) other places where people use that one, sometimes two or more users per place.

 

Milo, of course. I think he stopped using it when he became Minister of Nuggetz with Cheese.

 

No way, man. That story is thankfully gone from the face of the internet.

It's the place where all good things happen. It even has a fucking monorail for god's sake. If middle east peace conferences where held there, there would be no terrorism and the PMs of Israel and Palestines would be laughing and holding hand while riding the tea cups.

Yeah, I liked that one, too. But I like the blank look better.

Out of all the animated GIFs I've thieved (see my sig), the Minister is one that I can say was actually mine. I made it in ImageReady. That's kind of cool that people liked it enough to copy it, though. As long as they put it on their own webspace.

Naw, I stopped using it when Jinxer gave me "power of the CHUJ".

Also, there was no Minister of Nuggitz & Cheeze. I held the dual posts of Minister of Silly Walks and Minister of Hobo Dodging in Jar's commie government. I was a bonafide pinko double threat.

"Milo & Jar's In-&-Out House of Anti-American Nuggitz & Cheeze" was our state-run restaurant where we converted rich people into Nuggitz & Cheeze to feed the proletariat.

That stuff was funny. I'm going to go dig through those old threads while I eat some dinner.

 

there should have been a Minister of Nuggitz and Cheese. it just feels right.

 

Well, go have some more funny shit happen to you. I guess I could say to you, go get fucked? (And tell us all about it)

 

he could tell the armageddon story again, complete with visual aid.

 

I forgot about that one. Ha! "ARMAGGEDON!!!!!" The only other one I remember is the one where he went all ninja style to avoid a hobo, but wound up getting puked on, all right before he went for a job interview.

 

i personally love the time his hamster bit him in the crotch.

 

Hey..... Do you think that maybe the Armageddon story Milo told was a personal account? And instead of a gerbil, it was really a hamster?

 

No way, that was a scanned newspaper article.

Plus, I already have a hamster story.

 

hmmm... now that you mention it... no, because neither man was a skinny asian.


actually, i don't remember if Milo's asian, or if that's just the way he sounds. either way, it's hot.

 

I'm not asian. I'm a pacific-islander!

And I'm not skinny anymore. Years of 9 hour days working in an office, combined with 3+ beers per dinner means I'm not the lean, fit hobo-dodging machine I once was.

Don't get me wrong. Just cause I'm now rocking the beer tits doesn't mean I'm not bringing the sexy back.

Edit - And I sound asian? haha that's awesome.