Who have I missed?

Or maybe DU is helbokos...

 

Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

 

And proud of it you bastard...

 

I'm still pissed about the whole Jarinor thing.

 

fuck i got banned already?

oh wai

Yeah, ROC. All caps. And the only animal I've met that could take a full strength elbow to the ribs and a full strength punch to the face and keep on fucking.

 

How's the weather where you people are at?

Everything is overcast and somewhat brooding over here this fine morning.

 

Rainy and windy, and it gets dark at 5pm.

 

Windy and light about 5am in the morning. Good time to go for a mid-morning stroll. Getting dark at about 9pm.

 

Mostly overcast, 50 to 70% chance of rain, starts getting dark around 5:30, highs in the mid 60's F.

 

Sounds like it's a seasonal thing, of some kind.

Any Scandinavian here see Umeå-Kolbotn play in sleet and snow? Kicked some Norwegian butt, our lovely lasses did.

 

Well, unlike Monday and tuesday, it'sn't flooding, so I'm happy.

 

All the Nov. before 8 it was about +10. After that temperature fell to -6, and all shit on the streets has been frozen. And in Dec. itemperature would fall to -30 in one day.

 

i hate weather conversation.

 

Me too. Especially when Milo, I mean Ned, posted about the infamous ROC story. You Newbies better recognize the awesome prescence that is Milo, I mean Ned.

 

The weather was nice that day.

The peaceful blue sky with gentle clouds floating by that kitchen window. The one right by the corner. The one I lost myself in as my skull was rythmically pounded into the wall.

I heard neither the grunting nor the laughing in the background. All I heard was the whisper of the wind.

I felt nothing dribble down the side of my face. Instead I imaginged that was an angel spilling a little honey down from heaven. Although, I didn't believe that enough to taste it.

I saw a plane fly past, and I imagined what it would be like to be on that plane. On that plane that was going away. Far far away from here.

 

The weather today is nice anyway, because I'm sitting at home.

 

It rained today, where I'm at.

I sat through a safety meeting today, where the management told us that we had to wear our reflective orange vests, even in the employee parking lot - new company policy. "Yeah, we know it's stupid," they said, "but just do it. It's for your safety."

Needless to say, we spent our entire office-working day wearing full hard-hat, orange vest, company-approved sunglasses, and work gloves in front of our supervisor's office bumping into each other, knocking shit over, and falling down. Haha, aren't we clever.

So after work, I take off my vest and walk to my car, where I almost immediately slip in a puddle, fall down and hurt my butthole.

If I had been wearing my vest, would I have fallen down? Probably. But if I had been wearing a condom I would have almost certainly (99.7%) been safe (according to the box).

Which brings me to the ultimate point of this long off-topic post. When the weather makes you horny, make sure you wear an orange condom, otherwise your butthole may get hurt.