Who are you and what have you done to the House of Lords?

How is it that I've had an open invitation for PORN REQUESTS in my damn sig for nigh on two months and not a single one of you perverts and nutjobs has so much headtilted at it?

Who are you people and where are the sick twisted maniacs I am so proud to call my friends?

 

I don't derive that much pleasure from the wierd stuff, and the regular stuff is readily accessible anyways. Besides, why use my limited upload speed on actually helping someone I'll never see without clothes?

P.S. As Dark Elf said, I am assuming porn is not "your porn".
P.P.S. You are not going anywhere near Montréal near foreseeable future, right?

 

I just don't bother reading sigs.

 

I make my own. Besides, I'm shy.

 

Worst troll I've ever encountered Caity.

 

I love how it's still there.

Seriously, didn't seem out of character enough to say anything.

 

*deleted*

 

Wait a minute... Is Arthagon makeing a joke based on irony? Is this even possible? Or has Hellbokos hacked his account?

 

No, HWLFP has not hacked my account, thank the gods for that. Blood hell, just as I wanted to delete that silly post, TP posts, and my internet went haywire again. Is it still possible to remove that post, TP post, and this post. So, it looks like nothing happend here, please?

PS: edit typos

 

It is too late. We all know it was you. We will all remember the day you did something potentially smart.

Joking aside, I have no idea what you had said, even though I did read it before. So you don't need to worry, it can't be that bad.

 

I'm agreeing with the pokemon.

 

Like magikot, I too do not pay attention to signatures.

That and the word "porn" is not nearly as grabbing as would be an animated GIF for example.

 

I could go for an animated GIF of caity porn.

 

I bursted in laughter, stood up to go to the restroom*, tripped on my way there and fell, all without stopping laughing. Just thought I'd share.

* Not because of laughter, though. Probably not, that is. How should I know? Ask my intestines.

 

You guys don't read sigs? No wonder nobody has responded to my fellatio offer after eight months.

 

Decoding your invisible sigs is simply too much of an effort to bother with.

 

GODDAMMIT I missed something funny, didn't I?

*raised eyebrow* I'm not sure what's more bizarre about this thread, the fact I made it (in my defence, I've been on brain-killer levels of painkiller for the last week) or that I've been laughing the entire time I've been reading it.

The weird shit I do when brain-blasted, I swear...

 

It would be fake anyway, just like your claim that you're that firefox boob girl from that one awesome pic.