Which chars are the strongest in combat

Ok.

*Zap*

Shit man, you still disintegrated! I can disintegrate you at MA 0 and still get away with it, even if you have TA 100.

 

Why were the early posters calling elf or half-elf the ultimate mages? If I'm going specialist mage, I'll go gnome or (for Only Child) half-orc. Elven MA really only helps in the first part or if you're stripping to the bare minimum of spells.

 

You know what I love? Taking big cocks! I sometimes dress up as a girl and walk around downtown at night just for the chance that I might be forcibly raped! ITS HEAVAN!

 

*casts Disintegrate on Stylex*

Sweet key-rhyst. WTF were you thinking? You're just lucky you didn't get an instant banhammering!

 

*thinks someone should count it, to see if maybe he really DID manually write it a thousand times*

He probably just copy and pasted 10x10, though.

 

I asked Wolfs, if he's serious.

 

*sets cross hairs on stylex's forehead*

 

Aaargh! :xoldrop:

Heeey, I'm still alive. Cool, I must have one of those flags.

Do YOU have a flag?

 

Yes, as a matter of fact I do. It reads 'DON'T FUCK WITH HER SHE'LL KILL YOU'. :roll:

 

Now I can finally see the bottom of the page. Yay.

I hope that doesn't wind up in the Vault of Folly. It'd be too painful.

 

*Sucks out the brain of Stylex in Mindflayer style*

 

Haven't you read the manual? It does have description of each race. This is a role-playing game, after all.

Elves are mages and superior to all the other races. Humans are really just fat elves (especially the people who live in Tarant and are raided by king Magnus of the Iron Clan), so they can be mages too.

The Dwarf live in caves, so they cannot be adventurers. Do not play one.

Half-Orcs are slaves, except Donn Throgg, who is dead. Half-Ogres are servants. Gnomes are food.

And when you play, do not forget to put Weldo Rubin to the death. He is an abomination.

 

Heh. I'd agree if this thread weren't about the ultimate fighting character.

I agree about gnomes, though. Yum yum, much fat.

 

*Eddie Izzard voice* No flag no country that's the rule that I...just made up!

 

And I'm backing it up with this gun lent to me by the national rifle association.

I was thing of Izzard when I read that too hahah.

 

Eddie Izzard is bloody hysterical. I loved him in Mystery Men. *snicker*

 

I first saw the guy in his "Dress to kill" show (I think that's the name). Hilarious, especially the whole empires & World War 2 part. :lol:

 

Sounds like a soap opera in which female assassins are shopping and wondering which dress is nicest to kill certain male who they all are secretly in love with.

 

...My sister would probably love that.