Where'd you live, in Arcanum?

Well, if your dick wears out, I guess you can give me a call

 

I think how many girls you're alowed to be with at one time should be based on your dick size.

1 for less than 11 1/2 inches
unlimited for 11 1/2-12 inches
2 for greater than 12 inches

that would also be how many wives you're allowed to have in a fair world.

 

why do you think I lied? my shoe size is a USA 12. I don't have a current girlfriend to conferm anything but I do have a webcam and Asian porn bookmarked so if you give me a few min I could show prof.

well more than a few min I'm running DATBuilder on the PC that has the webcam on it and when I interupt DATBuilder it just stops working and I have to start over. maybe tomorrow will be good.

 

Darkform, I have to say, I should be shocked, but I'm not. I have no idea how you made those calculations there, and I have no idea. But it seems you have your priorities in place: 1. Arcanum 2. Looking at Asian porn 3. Showing us naked pictures of yourself. Now, if only we can add a few more things in between there, to keep you from turning on that web cam...

 

to tell you a story I actualy used to wear tight pants and a few times a woman or a few women came up to me and offered me money just to see if the bulge in my pants was real. I made some good money that way and even got a girlfriend a few of the times.

 

if you don't have a girlfriend right now, maybe you should buy yourself some spandex?

 

I don't know if I want one. normally after the first time a girl has sex with me she wants it all the time and I really would rather cuddle most of the time.

 

Well, have fun with that.

 

To quote the soldiers I know who've been to Iraq:
"How can you hit on a chick when all you can see is her damn eyes?!"

Well, I like'ving a girlfriend. I like sex. I like ménage à trois. I like'ving a girlfriend that likes ménage à trois. This is my joy in life. *goes to watch tv*

 

I would travel around and visit u guys!!

(In the pits,where i can be alone,cuz no1 dares to enter there,because of me ....this was my first idead xD)

 

Oh boy, oh boy, I'd hit it as well. And hard. Like: really hard. And in her butt - repeatedly. And all that without a condom, 'cause condoms are for gay people.

:roll:

Unless, of course, she is hiding a beard and a moustache underneath that cloth. In that case I would use two condoms. One for my 12 inch talliwhacker and one for my 8 pound ballsack. "One can never be too careful with shemales." (Thomas Jefferson)

On a sidenote: I would live in Tarant. Next to Madam Lil's.

 

The pic is broken.

P.s: I would marry the sheep, move to the Vendigroth Wastes, and eat our children.

 

Actually, it's working now, but it said that it was "overloaded" or some-such late last night. Also, I'mn't using the Frigate. I'm on the Tower atm.

 

If your there for the That, go to stillwater and join the cult, works just as well and its FREE

 

That's a good point, gravedigger. How come no one has mentioned living at the cult of Geshtianna, or whatever her name is? I would think that would be a natural for everyone here. Then again, they'd probably need a stable next door to accommodate some of you.