Where'd you live, in Arcanum?

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Actually, governments all around the world should send all their attractive women to me, so I could impregnate them. A genepool dominated by myself could only be a good thing.
     
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    Well, if your dick wears out, I guess you can give me a call
     
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    I think how many girls you're alowed to be with at one time should be based on your dick size.

    1 for less than 11 1/2 inches
    unlimited for 11 1/2-12 inches
    2 for greater than 12 inches

    that would also be how many wives you're allowed to have in a fair world.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Why do you lie?
     
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    why do you think I lied? my shoe size is a USA 12. I don't have a current girlfriend to conferm anything but I do have a webcam and Asian porn bookmarked so if you give me a few min I could show prof.

    well more than a few min I'm running DATBuilder on the PC that has the webcam on it and when I interupt DATBuilder it just stops working and I have to start over. maybe tomorrow will be good.
     
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    Darkform, I have to say, I should be shocked, but I'm not. I have no idea how you made those calculations there, and I have no idea. But it seems you have your priorities in place: 1. Arcanum 2. Looking at Asian porn 3. Showing us naked pictures of yourself. Now, if only we can add a few more things in between there, to keep you from turning on that web cam...
     
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    to tell you a story I actualy used to wear tight pants and a few times a woman or a few women came up to me and offered me money just to see if the bulge in my pants was real. I made some good money that way and even got a girlfriend a few of the times.
     
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    if you don't have a girlfriend right now, maybe you should buy yourself some spandex?
     
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    I don't know if I want one. normally after the first time a girl has sex with me she wants it all the time and I really would rather cuddle most of the time.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    To quote the soldiers I know who've been to Iraq:
    "How can you hit on a chick when all you can see is her damn eyes?!"

    Well, I like'ving a girlfriend. I like sex. I like ménage à trois. I like'ving a girlfriend that likes ménage à trois. This is my joy in life. *goes to watch tv*
     
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    Meh, I'd do her.
     
  13. Anonymous

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    I would travel around and visit u guys!!

    (In the pits,where i can be alone,cuz no1 dares to enter there,because of me :D....this was my first idead xD)
     
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    Oh boy, oh boy, I'd hit it as well. And hard. Like: really hard. And in her butt - repeatedly. And all that without a condom, 'cause condoms are for gay people.

    :roll:

    Unless, of course, she is hiding a beard and a moustache underneath that cloth. In that case I would use two condoms. One for my 12 inch talliwhacker and one for my 8 pound ballsack. "One can never be too careful with shemales." (Thomas Jefferson)

    On a sidenote: I would live in Tarant. Next to Madam Lil's.
     
  15. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    The pic is broken.

    P.s: I would marry the sheep, move to the Vendigroth Wastes, and eat our children.
     
  16. Dark Elf

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    Pic works fine. It's your overpriced insured-to-the-high-heavens piece of shit computer that is broken.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Actually, it's working now, but it said that it was "overloaded" or some-such late last night. Also, I'mn't using the Frigate. I'm on the Tower atm.
     
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    If your there for the That, go to stillwater and join the cult, works just as well and its FREE
     
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    That's a good point, gravedigger. How come no one has mentioned living at the cult of Geshtianna, or whatever her name is? I would think that would be a natural for everyone here. Then again, they'd probably need a stable next door to accommodate some of you.
     
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