Where do you live?

That's probably because you speak English as a second language.

 

Maybe, maybe, but I have studied it long time, so once I began to notice I can sometimes "feel" the language.

 

Sof, I told you to stop getting high on glue.

 

learn some history
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon

 

Don't you feel frustrated when a piece of decent irony is lost?

 

WARNING: Injury to personnel and damage to equipment will occur if you fail to pull your head out of your ass.

 

Frigo, do please look up "Irony" and "Sarcasm" in Wikipedia. It'll do you a world of good.

 

Hungarian Idiot Found Dead In Toilet

Police were baffled today when they found the body of a Hungarian man dead in his apartment, his death attributed to drowning by an unknown assailant. The only clue? His recent posts on an internet forum.

"My guess is, this guy just pissed off too many people with his mathematical bullshit and his apparant incomprehension of sarcasm in the English language," stated one police officer.

Other members of the forum could not be reached for comment.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Congrats, everybody fell for it.

 

Aw, Rosie, that cracked me up. I just love you.

 

Don't listen them, glorious descendant of Austro-Hungarian Empire! They just defend national interests of USA. You must show them!

 

Rosie, you rule. That was bloody sweet.

 

i try.

 

To all you stupid people who don't know when someone's being sarcastic:
Please quit breathing. Breathing has been known to increase the risk of lung cancer, especially in women who are nursing or pregnant. Some say breathing provides a quick, cheap "high" that you can enjoy, but don't listen to them. Breathing is as dangerous as trying to take a body shot off of a gorilla. So please, hold your breath.

 

In fact, I want to be with you. But haven't you sof just said something about an Austro-China Empire? Well you are too changeful.

 

I do not said anything about A-C empire (to be honest, I hear this phrase the first time in the life). And I would not allow Austro-Chinise Empire to exist (although it's impossible), because it will take 1/3 of Russia.

 

What you said was Chinorussia.
I'm sorry but I must admit that I didn't know what Austro mean until today morning when I looked it up in the dictionary.

 

Chinorussia means China and Russia. Austrochina (that's impossible!) is Austria (do not confuse with Australia), China and wide territory between them. That's why I will not allow Austro-Chinese Empire.