Where did they all go??

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  1. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Oh... DF for the WIN! Well, I'm actuallyn't much of a flame warrior. A little too lazy. And tired. I'm always tired. But it was a good run, and she did beat me. I can admit that.
     
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  2. GrimmHatter

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    Your ginsu skills are incredible.
     
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  3. papa_dog_1999

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    papa_dog_1999, Oct 16, 2008
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    ARRGH!! Damn you and your little plush icon!

    I had a Venus Fly-trap when I was a kid. Used to feed it bits of raw hamburger.
    Let's see, what to feed a Xiao Fly-trap..
    ..calculating ratios...
    ..4 inch plant -- 4 foot Xiao..
    ..bit of raw hamburger converts to...
    ..
    How hard is it to catch a Bandicoot?
     
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  4. Dark Elf

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    They're bloody impossible to catch once they've equipped the totemic mask that goes "orgaba".
     
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  5. Xiao_Caity

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    #45
    Bandicoot? Blech! They taste nasty, and those masks are more trouble than they're worth. Now...

    I was going to make an ottsel joke about now, but I actually like the Jak and Daxter games, so I'll hold off.

    But now I have the mental image of myself as a Venus Fly Trap... that's fucked up. I love you people. Well, most of you... some of you...

    (Sidestepping attacks and administering a swift kick to the ego makes me happy. Best way to fight, IMHO.)
     
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    Easy, you know that it could have been much, much worse.
     
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  7. Xiao_Caity

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    I've read indepth, almost scene-by-scene reviews of that film. I don't want to know any more than I've read. My vivid imagination is sometimes a disadvantage.
     
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  8. Grossenschwamm

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    What I found out from that movie is that all guys are rapists or pigs, and that vagina teeth are the only things that can protect young girls these days (via an evolutionary change). Can you imagine it? A step in evolution that punishes rapists? It can't be good for preventing STD's, though.
     
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    On the plus side, dentistry would be a lot less dull.
     
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  10. Xiao_Caity

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: That's the first time I've ever laughed so hard that I fell off the chair. Classic.
     
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    I'm also getting rather disturbing images of teething baby girls biting holes through their diapers... I sometimes hate my imagination.
     
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  12. papa_dog_1999

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    That certainly jacks up the cost on maintaining pacifiers and teething rings. I also see a new product line of baby Oragel for this.
     
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    I wouldn't brush my kid's teeth. Ever.
     
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    #54
    Would medical insurance cover lost digits due to adolescent experimentation?
    And would kids start playing Dentist instead of Doctor?
     
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    I know one thing for sure though; I'd get into the electric toothbrush business ASAP.
     
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    Mom: Jenny, what are you doing in there? What's that noise?
    Jenny: Brushing my teeth, Mom.
    Mom: You've been brushing your teeth for 2 hours!

    DE: You start the electric toothbrush business. I'll start the 2-in-1 mouthwash/douche company.
     
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  17. Xiao_Caity

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    BWAH! Oh dear god, the mental images! *makes a variety of grossed-out faces* Dammit DE, I hate your imagination too! AUGH!

    There is some shit I don't need this late at night.
     
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  18. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I'm imaging the geeky mid-pubescent band-girls naked, with braces upstairs, AND down!



    ...maybe THAT'S why flutes're metal.
     
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    *snarkle*phtptpt*cough*cough*hack*gasp*

    note to self: you are no longer allowed to drink soda while reading DF's posts!
     
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    >_< Ow, my brain. 'This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my pussy, and my pussy ate it.'

    I'm going to hell, and I'm bringing anyone who reads this post with me.
     
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