When would you live?

Witches were condemned not because they turned people into newts, but because they were ahead of their time. A sexually experienced person, with the knowledge of modern times, would have been a pleasure to a king. At least for a day. Which is exactly the amount of time I'll be there once I fix this stupid time machine.

And besides, the guy wouldn't need to see the condom (do you always need to see your way when you use one?); maybe he'd feel it when I put it, yes. But? You know, when you're horny, you're horny, and there are not many things that can distract you from your activity, one of them being the thought of your granny in underwear.

 

I'd still be a message runner for Wei. At least then I'd be able to use my knowledge of the period to fuck up Zhuge Liang something chronic.

 

If you do that I would be your opponent.
I'm sure that you know less about Chinese history than me and I would defeat your tricks, in the name of the glorious Han empire.

 

I want to kill all Moscow principals, because I want see what would have happened to Russia if there was no reunifying of principalities (maybe, there would have been second Europe). Yes, and to kill all tzars and Lenin.

 

I'd be a Viking in the 9th century. Pillaging and burning is definetly something for me. Besides, I love to fight. Especially with swords and axes (and, oh yes, I've done that).

 

I'ld build military structures all over the world with advanced weaponry installed so that I could come back now and already have my fortresses for my army.

 

...It's like you read my mind.

 

I left myself that toy the last time I went back in time.

 

The 'Glorious Han Empire'? MADLAX, you rule, but now it's ON. (Besides, I just BET that Yue Ying was the brains behind that little operation...)

 

No killing or raping? What kind of Scandinavian guy would you have been?

 

It's inhuman to enslave them. Mindless butchering is more gracious.

 

You have to feed the slaves. And if you don't and they start eating each other, one day you'll wake up and find that you've only got one massive slave. And you'll know fear.

 

Hei, do you think that Zhuge Liang is someone that went to that time from the modern world? So he of course could know what would happen next. And just see those auto-mobile-wooden-cattles, en..I can bet that.

 

If you will not feed them, one day you will simply not wake up. If you will feed them, there would be demand for more and more food, and one day you will also not wake up

 

You don't need to feed them that much! You take them and sell them to the russians. The slave trade was one of the mayor exports in scandinavia a thousand years back.
Also we had alot of slaves here, one thousand years ago. There was a system that worked so don't come here and talk to me about food.

 

Nuh-uh. Yue Ying was just quietly manipulating events behind the scenes, as all truly intelligent women did in those days.

 

Yes, in the history it was said that Yue Ying was very very ugly. Why Zhuge Liang, such a smart man married an ugly wife? there must be something behind all this.