what's this about?

Steady on. Bear in mind you're talking about my hero.

Little known facts about Jesus:

• He DID ride his donkey on water, but it was hushed up, because people were worried about the chance of a schism. Some parts of the church wanted to credit that miracle to the donkey.
• Jesus was offered an early prototype of the Battle Donkey, but upon seeing it stated that he still thought pacifism was the best way to go.
• Jesus rode side-saddle to spare his ass. After a few hours solid riding, he would turn the other cheek.
• Judas Escariot's - a notorious ass man - frustrated coverting of is Messiah's ass is thought to have been a contributing factor to his eventual treachery.

 

*quote* Jesus rode side-saddle to spare his ass. After a few hours solid riding, he would turn the other cheek. *quote*

that was really bad sherrif, that's something along the lines that milho would post.

 

In norway we have a comic, EON wich is really good. God is one of the actors, (he has retierd) There he describes what happened, and i think that this is closer to the truth.
Tetra: Did your son actually walk on water?
God: yes, i remeber that day wery well, it was cold.
god: really, really cold.
god: They did not notice that he slipped and broke his nose.
Tetra: People was no to smart those days were they?

 

I was wondering when somebody would ask about the Secret Site forum.

Took y'all long enough.

If you're really, really lucky, It might be not-so-secret in a couple of weeks.

 

God is also featured in SinFest, one of my favourite web comics.

I suggest you read it now, if you haven't read it already.

 

Two things....

Did you know that people in biblical times were very flexible?

It says in the Bible, "Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles."

Also, did you know it spoke of PMS(pre-menstrual syndrome) in the Bible?
Yep, It says in the Bible, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

:lol:

 

How is it that the newest registered member (Ibbz) can access it?

 

I just checked the "users online" function...

There seems to be a guest at the Spiffy Top-Secret Forum???

 

That was the Sheriff, he prolly didn't log on his username before going there.

 

How is access to that forum controlled, if it isn't controlled by username???

 

It's controlled by magic voodoo powers! Seriously, it's controlled by accounts. I choose which account has access there and whoever uses that account can go there.
Edit: if you are not logged on the whole forum, you can still access the secret forum by typing in your username and pass when logging on the specified one. It seems the entire forum doesn't recognize him until he posts there and enters his pass again while he posts.
There! I hope I satisfied your curiosity for now.

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But how can he access it when he is not logged in???

 

Look above....

 

Ah!

I see...

 

How come people always get so afully interested in somehting they can't get?

Personally I'm beginning to think it's a decoy to turn our attention away so that those with power in their hands can reak havoc while we are caught off guard.

*sniff sniff*

Yep, definitely smells like conspiracy - we should be very careful :hidepc:

 

*Sniff, sniff*

Nope that's not the smell of conspiracy...

It's me!

*Puts on some deodorant...*

 

You should probably get out of that space suit more often :smile:

 

Gee....I wish I had access to the Top-Secret Spiffy New Forum.
:sad2:

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When considering what you may be missing, make note of the number of threads.

Looked at one way, there is a whole forum you do not have access to.

Looked at another, there are 5 threads you can't view.

It's not exactly a hotbed of activity in there :grin: