What do you like to do.

Hey you all what do you like to do at home or anywhere my favorite sometimes computer i tell you more after you tell me more.

 

I like to put my manhood on an electric fence wire. WHOO-HOO, Whadda rush!!!

 

Woah... you do that too? What voltage do you usually have it on?

 

Well, there's this electric fence near my house and sometimes I watch these two guys go up and put their dicks on it.

 

110 volt, baby. Also, make suuuuuure you have on rubber-soled tennis shoes when you do this, Slug bug. Or else you won't be able to watch "Baywatch" for 6 weeks for the pain.

 

I love to walk around the house naked right after i had a shower. Then again what kind of freaks doesn't?

 

O yeah that feeels really good. I like to sit on the couch naked also after done walking after the shower it just feels so like hmmm Cozy?

 

I like to give the "ol' man" a thrashing, thinking about Menion sitting on the couch naked.

 

What, no thong, Qili? You're slipping. But yeah, I do that, too. Clean and naked is great.

Also, I like to fuck around with my animals. Like putting a piece of tape on my cat's forehead right were he can't reach it. Or rolling up a little ball of paper and wedging it between my dog's toes and watching him limp around the house doing this little step-step-step-HOP thing while looking back at me sadly as though asking me, "Why? Why do you do this to me?". Another fun cat one is rubber banding their back feet together and yelling "Hop you rabbit, motherfucker! Hop for me! Hop for me now!" as they twist around in circles, flailing their hind legs like furry rodeo bulls. Yeah, me and my animals have good times together. They love me alot.

 

Hey hehe Its me own couch. You now what else I do I loovve to do is jump on the tramp e lean<can't spell it but sounds like that. Yeah thats great even with the ol' girl of mine in the pool naked.

 

A friend of mine gave Snus (the kind of tobacco you push into your overlipp)to a cat once. She started screaming trashing around drank alot of water and before he got it out he puked all over the floor.

 

LOL that was kinda mean well... I think that because i own a cat myself.

Off subject>MAn this is great lots of members on when i am yes!

 

I like to sleep.



And I like to put peanut butter on my dogs noses'. Pretty funny. They can smell it, but have a hard time getting it.

 

Funny it sort of exploded when sheriff saw the errors of his ways and when milo came back.

 

Yep hey umm how do I tell who is who? Like who are the women on this forum its so hard! *begs for help*

 

The ones with vaginas are usually the women.

 

LOL yeah I think i know that pal! I am saying it does not say in profile if its a girl or boy! Yes I know the birds and the bee's lol I really do.

 

A list of the forum women:
-Windmills
-Rosie (R.I.P.)
-Snowmane
-Qilikatal
-Luchaire
-DarkUnderlord
-Milo
-Menion Ravenlock

 

WHAT?! You must be kidding because i am not supposed to be on that list because i am a full blooded man with THREE legs!

 

But... But...

... If you're not a women, then I could be wrong about the others on my list!