What do you do when you're bored?

No, no, you got it all wrong. The most humane way to kill a seal is to hit it on the head with either a meat-hammer or club. The shock breaks its neck (or it sends a shard of the skull-plate into the brain), makes it unconscious, and leaves it open to decide how you want to obtain its blood. Of course, it only works correctly if you have the upper body strength to use a seal as a cup.

 

The polar bear variant of the crocodile death roll also works well. You need claws for that though.

 

*scratches the polar bear's belly*

 

The "death roll" is one of the coolest natural attacks availible. I favor Rikki-Tikki-Tavi's "bite-down-and-don't-let-go-'till-they're-dead" attack. And the cool dance he does.

 

I love that mongoose.

 

Wow, look at that mongoose!

 

Aww, that's no mongoose, it's a ferret. THIS is a mongoose: http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Mongoose.jpg

 

That's... a logo?

 

That stinks...It was a mongoose when I wrote the link up. I guess there's an encryption that prevents people from linking directly to their images.

 

Oh, sure. When I wanted to link an image to the crocodile death roll, I gotthis instead. I guess it was too long between my search and my posting, and the poor crocodile changed

 

i got the mongoosey thingie fine.

 

Pfft. This should work for you, Bunny. http://www.lioncrusher.com/images/mongoose-eyes.jpg
Stupid crocodile purse.

 

<i>eeh... I think I'll just blow up tomorrow. </i> Bunny, the mental image you gave me was great, thanks for that. It was like a nice little orgasm without the sticky, seal juicy mess to clean up.

 

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Thanks, fhqwgads

You're welcome, Matt. I always enjoy giving little orgasms.

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All right, I know this is the ultimate gravedigging, but at least I didn't start a new thread or something.
I'm absolutely bored, since my copy of Arcanum won't work. Not the old that didn't work, the new that doesn't work. So I was browsing the net and found this:
"Go to http://www.wikipedia.com and type in your birthday (no year); list 3 events, 2 births, and 1 death."

Here are mine: for June 8th

Events
* 1949 - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell is published.
* 1953 - The United States Supreme Court rules that Washington, D.C. restaurants could not refuse to serve black patrons.
* 2004 - Major Wikipedia database crash.

Births
* 1810 - Robert Schumann, German composer (d. 1856)
* 1940 - Nancy Sinatra, American singer

Death
* 1376 - Edward, the Black Prince, son of Edward III of England (b. 1330)

 

Here is mine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dec_26

(Yes, I know I am the Little Jesus [Mordino])

Anyway, it sucks because I get only 1 present instead of 2. :cry:

 

No, no, no, you have to choose three events, two births and one death.

By the way, there's poor Elizabeth Báthory :cry:

 

May 27

Events:
*1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison for sodomy.
*1939 - DC Comics publishes its second superhero in Detective Comics #27; he is Batman, one of the most topical comic book superheroes of all time.
*1968 - Future U.S. president George W. Bush enlists in the Texas Air National Guard.

Births:
*1897 - John Cockcroft, British physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1967)
*1945 - Bruce Cockburn, Canadian musician

Deaths:
*1564 - John Calvin, French religious reformer (b. 1509)

 

Sorry, I was in a hurry to go to vote.


Events:

1620 - Elizabeth Báthory's crimes are uncovered.
1948 - Cardinal Mindszenty is arrested in Hungary and accused of treason and conspiracy.
2004 - An earthquake measuring 9.0 on the Richter magnitude scale creates a tsunami causing devastation in Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, The Maldives and many other areas around the rim of the Indian Ocean, killing more than 300,000.


Births:

1780 - Mary Fairfax Somerville, British mathematician (d. 1872)
1791 - Charles Babbage, English mathematician and inventor (d. 1871)
1986 - Sándor Orosz, a famous Hungarian programmer and mathematician whose genius is a true gift to the world. He will redeem the world, abolish poverty, especially in Africa, crush the government of China and U.S.A., unite all the countries of Earth, and make big steps towards the realization of the prosperousity of all human beings. Or will make bloody video games. Open source, of course. (d. 2006, est.)


Deaths:

2004 - An earthquake measuring 9.0 on the Richter magnitude scale creates a tsunami causing devastation in Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, The Maldives and many other areas around the rim of the Indian Ocean, killing more than 300,000.

It worths another mention. It could have been avoided easily.

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Today was my first vote!
(And I didn't get neither beer nor chocolate :x)

 

My birthday just happens to be on December 26, too.
Weird.

 

Events:
1636 - The Massachusetts Bay Colony organizes three militia regiments to defend the colony against the Pequot Indians. This organization is recognized today as the founding of the United States National Guard.
1862 - American Civil War: At the Battle of Fredericksburg, Confederate General Robert E. Lee defeats the Union Major General Ambrose E. Burnside.
1978 - The first Susan B. Anthony dollar enters circulation.

Births:
1948 - Ted Nugent, American guitarist
1957 - Steve Buscemi, American actor

Death:
2005 - Stanley Williams (Stanley Tookie Williams III), Founder of the Crips street gang, convicted murderer and anti-gang activist (lethal injection) (b. 1953)