What do you do when you're bored?

Yep, that's Wolfsbane: Bringing teh Spamâ„¢!

 

Teh Swedish Spamâ„¢, you mean. There seems to be a multinational Spamâ„¢ company, and Wolfsbane is the Swedish site.

 

Of course. Who else?

 

Spams like a gooey mixture of every different type of meat I've had, with seal juice squirted on top.

 

O'boy! Yummy!

 

Seal juice and squirted in the same sentence? I just got a REAL bad mental image.

 

I hadn't had a bad image till you mentioned it.

I'm gonna have nightmares.

 

Wow i have not seen the spam can for a long time. I prefer seal blood on top of my spam, hot from the throat of a dead seal ofcourse.

 

I'm sure that you'd be sick if someone served you that dish.

 

Unless you poisoned the donor.

 

It could be a delacy anyway, poisoned or not.

 

I prefere a delicacy which does not kill or sicken me. Hence I only drink pure blood.

 

It's a delacy, 'cause you'll only get to eat it once in a lifetime. It's quite a luxary, actually.

 

I suppose dying by drinking tainted blood has the benefit of being an unusual way to die.

 

so is getting beat to death for spamming video game message boards on the internet

 

... which has to do with this... what? Very little?

Blood, straight from the body or in a long glass?

 

Seals aren't that hard to kill. Just take out Ol' Kelly for a little practise and, BOOM, there's your seal.

 

What you do is to wait by a hole in the ice, like the icebears do. And when the seal comes upp trough the hole you hook it with your hook and then you cutt its trouth and have your cupp ready. If the chidlren don't want it just have some sugar in it.