What costs 20 dollars at a flea market?

It would be utterly hilarious and devastating if the Amish had the right idea this whole time. Their goal is to become a single mass of "religiocity" free of character flaws, and to achieve oneness through hard work, piety, and the act of forsaking everything that makes life too easy. Doesn't that seem a lot like Buddhism, only with the addition of a central deity?
Maybe they are on to something...

 

Oh yeah, it does sound familiar! It's a little like... oh, what is it, now... that's right, the stated religious principles of almost every religion not started in the 20th century.

Well, if only you could have spiritual peace AND hookah stems made of gold and silver?

 

Well, if we want to really understand the Amish, we should have them post and say thier views. Any Amish on the forum atm?

 

I still perfer the old addage:"Spanking the monkey"

 

can't the Amish have more than 1 wife? that almost makes up for missing out on tech but I'm lazy and more than 1 wife nagging me to get off my ass and do some work is a big deterant for me to become Amish. that's why I stick to summoning undead they don't yell at you and you can have them do all of your work for you. only drawback is they are cold so I have to have them sit in a hot bath for a wile so that they are warm when we make out.

 

The Amish are by no means a bunch of polygamists. You're thinking about mormons, mostly. The freakiest thing about the Amish, to me, is that they'll occasionally marry their cousins.
As for making out with the dead...I'd question the level of sanitation if the love-corpse was damp when I got to it.

 

can Mormons use tech?

 

Mormons are very techy. They have the largest geneology database in the world, so that they can pray everyone into heaven. Or something like that. So they can use computers, they just can't use caffein becuase it's a drug.

 

WHAT? NO Mountain Dew? what do they breath without Mountain Dew?

 

They don't use any drugs for recreational purposes, or to wake up in the morning. It's just what they believe. No drinking, smoking, having that morning coffee, booting black-tar heroine...nothing. It's a respectable trait, but a little boring. If the mormons are truly guilty of anything, it's wanting polygamous marriages and being boring. Also, the founder of their religion lost a gift from God.

 

well I wanted to quit smoking but I have to have Mountain Dew. maybe I will convert when the doctors say I have to quit caffeine but then agin I will probably be to old to enjoy even 1 wife without taking Viagra.

 

Honestly, I'm shocked that you don't need it now. From one of your earlier posts, I'm guessing you have a prodigious piece. Normally when they get over a certain size, they don't work too well, and smoking can speed that process up quite a bit.
I bet your Dew is what keeps everything in working order, so if the Doc ever tells you to quit, just tell 'em that you need it for sex.*


*I am not a doctor, do not take my advice to heart. However, smoking has been proven to either bring on or straight up cause ED in just about any demographic you can list. Except for chicks. Cause they shouldn't have penises. Be aware of nature's coat hook. I know mine's gotten me out of a few sticky situations. And coincidentally right into a sticky situation or two.

 

You should be more picky. I've found that using it to think is stepping onto a slippery slope, per se. I've yet to get into a sticky situation. Though I must confess that I do stick it out, even when things get messy.

Oh by the gods, I'm laughing so hard

 

I've been thinking about asking a doctor if I can be prescribed some but it only takes 10-30 min to get me ready if we work on it. even when I was just 18 the girlfriend I had at the time had to blow 90% of the time to get me ready.

 

Well this was far more information then I ever wanted to know, let alone thing about. We should just make a thread called "sex chat," just so nobody accidentally stumbles into a thread, and expects us to actually be talking about what costs $20 at a flea market. That now sounds really raunchy. Now, for my response:
I'll first state that I don't've any issue getting up. However, I decided get a NME pill outta simple curiousity, and the fact that it'd be hilarious to be at attention for four hours. I've this strange sensation Verdy wouldn't be very happy or amused with that idea. But yea, so I got it, and followed the directions, and took it, and it made me more excited than I normally would've been, but it didn't help me stay at attention at all. If you're going to try such things, get like Viagra, or one of the genuinely perscribed ones, as I think (well, now I know, lol) that all of the "natural" ones are placebos.

 

hmmmm sounds like fun. will there be snacks and drinks?

 

I think he meant a problem that he could solve with his penis...which is totally absurd. What modern difficulty is not surmountable by one's manhood? It's just a question of whether or not you want to embarrass everyone who watches you solve your problems.