What are your most unimpressive achievements?

That same morning I wore a kilt, right across from my best friend's girlfriend during breakfast. We all cooked and ate around the campfire. My legs weren't in a position conducive to not seeing my nuts, and she effectively saw my balls before ever looking at his. It raises an interesting question; yes, I was in a kilt, but I also had on boxers. I had a lack of coverage, but she zoned in on my junk and acted traumatized.

 

Why - was she Chinese?

 

Worse, a red-head.

 

What's wrong with redheads? The crazy makes them great in the sack!

 

Never met one that was the right level of crazy. Always too much, including myself, though I acknowledge my mental state.
It's not cool when your friend's girl brings your nuts to 7 other peoples' attention if she's the only person who could see them and she had to work at it.
All I heard for months was how she saw my nuts, and how small my friend's penis is, and then she said she'd sleep with me for $1k.

 

Bought yourself something pretty for that money?

 

Yeah, a car that wouldn't bitch about seeing my nuts. 1977 Chrysler Cordoba, with a 400 cubic inch 8 cylinder engine. I called it Der Schlampenschleffer, but it only got me blowjobs. From only one woman...who turned out to be really crazy.

 

This is funny because just today I was thinking about a read-headed girl of Chinese descent from high school. Such an odd combination!

DarkFool has a point: crazy can be fun. Grossenschwamm has a better point: crazy is not something one wants to overshoot.

 

Not overshoot - just shoot over, eh guys? (high five)

 

Because the first thing you want to do to some woman who's most-assuredly nutty is have any sexual encounter. She totally won't cling to you like a bad shit.

 

Yep. Pretty much the first thing I want to do with any woman is have a sexual encounter.

 

I dated a girl who once, in a fit of depression, threw kitchen knives at me. Needless to say, the crazy was more than compensated for inbetween the sheets, even though she was a blonde.

 

That is not an even trade.
"I am depressed. KNIFE!"
"Holy shit! We need to bang so I don't feel so awkward about dating you anymore!"

 

Oh you, such a kidder you are!