What are your most unimpressive achievements?

Well, how the fuck do you say it in English then? In Chinese it's just "give mouth (intercourse)", very simple and the same for both genders.

 

Going down on a girl is either "eating out" or if you want to get technical it is performing cunnilingus.

 

I can back him up on this.

 

"Going down" is acceptable for both genders.

You surely are a cunning linguist, Drog.

 

Fellatio in Polish is commonly called making ice cream, whereas cunnilingus - making a frying pan.

 

You are truly a master debater ytzk.

 

Once, I farted.

 

I mixed all of the carbonated fountain drinks at Taco Bell together and made the most disgusting looking (but surprisingly delicious) fizzy beverage ever.

 

I tried the cinnamon challenge last night and failed. I consider it an achievement in stupidity.

P.S. I chose the link because I liked its non-excessive use of exclamation marks!!!

 

Learned about the cinnamon challenge from Jojobobo, found that it doesn't sound all that hard and decided to give it a go.

I didn't exactly succeed.

 

So you want us to kill ourselves?

 

But by telling people to look up a specific dose of saffron and then telling them to google what you've said, you're negating survival of the fittest and actively advising people to make sure they know what they're getting into. This is less Darwinian and more "Are you sure you want to die?"
I'd look it up anyway, considering saffron is the most expensive herb on the market, and considering you had a specific amount I'd already be curious.

 

You've just given Gross another way to kill himself. At Christmas. That's cold, man.

 

Now when his mother catches him staring at a packet of saffron in the kitchen she's going to call the mental hospital again.

 

Well, first I'd have to reveal it was deadly. She'd initially be more concerned that I was wasting her fresh saffron for some other reason; The only recipe calling for saffron I can think of would be something involving chicken, and frankly, I hate that damn bird.
Saffron packets are normally sold in sizes of about 1 gram, and an ounce is around $100. It's the most valuable cooking ingredient on the planet. You know, aside from in those chintzy restaurants where people put gold in ice cream or whatever.

 

So your achievement was actually having not ever heard of the cinnamon challenge before? That is actually quite impressive, and therefore doesn't belong anywhere in this thread good sir.

*puts on monocle*
I bid you good day sir.

I BID YOU GOOD DAY