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  1. M@de in China

    M@de in China New Member

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    Ok this is a hypothetical situation.

    Boy A likes Girl B. Boy C likes Girl D. Boy A and Boy C are good friends. Girl D, who is a big tease, likes ex boyfriend Boy E, Anonamous Boy F, and might like Boy A and Boy C (either of which may or maynot also be ananamous F). Not to mention Boy C's heart was recently broken by Girl G who was acting sluty to let Boy C down easily. Boy C is pissed and jumps off the second story to get attention. Now it's starting to get complicated. A thinks B likes C and also thinks that B knows A likes B, but C might not want to get with B because A likes B, but A doesn't like B that much to stand in the way of B and C. Now D and C were "going" to get together, but it turned out D was just using C to get the password of F's new girlfriend H who was also D's old friend. C almost gets in trouble hacking H's computer (he was caught by H's mom) and now REALLY hates D. BUT now A is beginning to be attacted to D as well as B, both of which may or maynot like A and if one or the other finds out about the other they may both end up mad at A as well as C. Now if that made sense What should everyone do?
     
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    slagger21 New Member

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    :-o Well ..we could actually .. delete this post and pretend it never happened !
     
  3. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    *head explodes*

    *now needs to relearn the alphabet after being confused by all those letters flying around*
     
  5. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    It was complicated long before you said this. Still, I'm going to read it again and see if I can understand you...

    Hmm...

    Well, it seems to me that these events should occur:

    1. C should find someplace higher to jump from.

    2. F should have his identity revealed, preferably after a half hour investigation involving 4 inquisitive teenagers and a dog who eats anything. Ghosts should also be worked into it.

    3. B and D should learn to love each other, and A, at the same time. A should also buy a video camera and learn to use it when B and D learn to love each other and A. He should also send me a copy.

    4. Failing the above, A should make a decision about B or D, and then just turn to G for comfort anyway.

    5. If A cannot do the above, he should just turn to G for comfort straight away.

    6. H should protect her computer more.

    By the way, this is a hypothetical situation. What the hell are you asking us for? We're all half-mad here anyway.
     
  6. Windmills

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    I have a better idea:

    Given the basis set S = {A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H} of vectors in the vector space V, S spans V such that immediate and violent blunt force trauma to the head be inflicted on all members of said basis set.
     
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    Now i lost it after the "complicated" part.
    I think they should get a bat each and knock the shite out of eachother and the winner gets them all?
     
  8. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Well, the only person concerned (whomever that is) should stop posing hypothetical situations and instead base him or her self more on reality. Stop trying to second guess who likes whom and instead, just ask the damn girl/guy out, regardless of what she/he may or may not think his/her friend wants.
     
  9. M@de in China

    M@de in China New Member

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    I could also make it even more complicated

    Boy M and Boy I are best friends. New Girl J is a hugh flirt who attracted Boy I and the twin boys K and L into a fight for her. After the dust settled Boy I was left standing. Problem is that Boy I has Girlfriend N who Boy M also likes. Now Girl N also has a small crush on boy K and when Boy M told Girl N of the situation with Girl J and Boy I, he inadvertenly drove N into K's hands. The Boy I finds out and is now mad a boy M. How should this group respond?
     
  10. Windmills

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    ...with frontal labotomies for one and all! ...and sterilizations while we're at it. Don't want these folks reproducing. Jerry Springer's overwhelmed enough as it is.
     
  11. M@de in China

    M@de in China New Member

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    BTW 90% of this stuff is made up (twins did fight over the new girl and a guy did jump out of the second story building for attention
     
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    joey good hair

    i'm sorry i stopped reading all when i noticed there was a boy or girl 'C'.

    Give them names and mysterious or sexy backgrounds so i can feel i care and want to know whats happening.

    Maybe one has a limp but still wants to play football for the 'team' but his older brother, that has a drinking problem resents his motivation and tells the coach if he is going to give him a chance that he will get a few of the boys over to sort him out. Of course this will makes limpy, hop-along (as the mean kids at school call him) become suicidal and being that this is the internet he becomes attracted to his sister that is actually one of the 'Gang bang teen incest' stars of some porn site. Meanwhile Limpies friend Joey 'Good hair' is sitting on the roof of a 10 story building talking to Darkunderlord and Jarinor about his problems and how he likes Gang bang teen incest.


    Oh thats enough and possibly too much.
     
  13. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    So the purpose of this question is...?
     
  14. M@de in China

    M@de in China New Member

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    I dunno, just because...
     
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    Big question:

    What the heck does this have to do with the Web??!! :-?
     
  16. M@de in China

    M@de in China New Member

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    It's how everyone is connected to each other
     
  17. xento

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    I think "Brain-Buster" would be a better name.
     
  18. DarkUnderlord

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    I reckon Alphabet Hypotheticals would be more appropriate.
     
  19. Jarinor

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    I propose just bashing M@de in China for even posting this shit up on the web for us to read through.
     
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