Warning: mountains are high!!!

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

 

No. you're not in a slump... I've only got more posts than you and you've been here for 3 years... Not that that really means anything... I just realized that and thought I'd bring it up, etc etc etc.

I forget what show it was but my friend showed me a clip of an anime with this spider monster thing that was like a human female from the pussy up protruding from the spot where the spider's head would be, except her pussy had teeth and shot webbing. It was really awesome, not very fuckable looking though.

 

Sounds fuckable to me. Once you've been with retard overnight, a sharp-toothed pussy doesn't seem so bad anymore.

 

Reminds me of my favourite Southpark quote which I can't exactly remember.

"The Galgomac vagina is three feet wide, and lined with razor-sharp spines!"

 

Anyone else here seen Urotsukidoji? That is some fucking disturbing anime. Image demons that sprout hundreds of cocks, each of which is hundreds of metres long, and each of which can smash buildings and shoot laser beams.

Then throw in a shitload of rape/"surprise sex" and gratuitous violence, and you have a movie that redefines "ad nauseum" extremes, and taking it to excess.

 

I've seen similar things unfortunately. Ever see the one with the ninjas who fight by having sex? Funny stuff.

 

La Blue Moon, you mean?

I hear the ninja sexcraft shit in that anime is based of a real type of 'fighting'.

Being a ninja must kick ass.

 

I saw a brief clip, and I was disturbed. Hentai is just not right.

No doubt, but ninjas aren't as badass as the media would have you believe. Ninjas were stealth assassins, not invincible melee warriors who waded through hundreds of opponents single-handed. So, Tenchu and her offspring are pretty close to the truth, while Ninja Gaiden is complete fantasy, but still a great game. In a straight duel, an average samurai would kick the average ninja's ass. But if you're like our mighty Baal Blackwind (what a dumbass), it's way cooler to shot your opponent in the back with a longbow from behind a stone wall.

 

Well then call me a dumbass, because being a Thief games fan, I think that shooting someone in the back with a longbow is VERY cool (except Garret uses a shortbow. A longbow ain't all the sneaky).

 

It wasn't hentai, sorry, should have clarified that, it was just a "porn" I guess. My friend told me to do a video search of "fuck fu" on kazaa. It was like, crouching tiger hidden dragon sex-fighting. It was really insane, I laughed so hard.

 

As I said, it's real, gruesome as it may be.

 

Hentai is either one of these things: tentacle dick demons/aliens/angry gerbils; hermaphrodites; innocent whore hentai (a virgin girl gives a her childhood friend the royal treatment that not even Aphrodite could pull off); funny incest hentai or enemas, necrophilia and magic hentai.