Warning: mountains are high!!!

You know, I've had girlfriend's that have said those exact same words to me.... must be a chick thing.

 

I'm ticklish as a mother fucker. Also, I itch really bad on my gooch.¹












¹That piece of skin between your balls and your asshole. Or, if you're a woman or Sleek Jeek, that piece of skin between your cooter and your asshole.

 

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

May be your gooch just needs a good shave. (or wax?)

 

I try to keep The Gooch slick as a peeled egg. I think it just needs to be washed.

 

May be I could help you out. I do have a tongue you know...

 

All just an elaborate cover for his tickling weakness. He feels that he has to prove himself as a man because he's ticklish, and he's got you fooled big time.

Also, owning weapons means shit. My dad owns antique rifles and pistols, and it doesn't make him more manly. As for the body hair thing, well, one of my friends couldn't get a concession ticket on a bus once because the driver thought he was too hairy to still be in school (which he was, at the time). He's also pretty damn tall, which may have had an influence, but still...

 

Wolf shoule buy some guns... People would take him seriously if he did.

hmmmm... foreign policy...

 

Oh, the times that beg for a bad sex joke.

 

What you call a gootch is called perineus in medical. Pubococcigean (please translate pubocoxigeo) region too, is valid. Us panamanians call it the jopo or verija.

 

Or maybe the perineum. Not perineus. And my favorite two terms for it are as follows:
Taint. Because it 'taint your ass and it 'taint your balls.
Choad. Just because.

 

Yay for Sigurd.

 

I always spelt choad as chode. Ah well, it's such a fucking funny word that it doesn't matter.

 

Huh. Never heard of "choad". I'm assuming it's pronounced like Jar typed, "chode"?

I call it the "itchy, smelly place", but gooch is so much shorter. Kind of a waste of space, really. What would kick ass is if you could like put shit in it, and close it with a zipper or something. Like, keep your car keys in there, or spare change for homeless people.

"Yeah, bro, I got some loose change for ya.. Hang on a tic.."

Zzzip.

 

Have you noticed that all the concentrated sweat and grime from your ass crack and huevos ends up there?

 

I always thought of it as "where my twat would be if I didn't have a penis." Even though thats partially incorrect, because there would still be a little space there, just less than whats there now... etc etc. Of course, it could work if I changed that thought to "Where I would put my twat if i had a twat AND a penis."

 

amazing that we're having this discussion in two different places...

 

What's even more amazing is I'm not invovled in it....

 

That is amazing. I hope you're not in a slump. You're supposed to be my partner-in-crime when it comes to toilet humor. Well, take 2 pornos before bedtime, and spank, er, call me in the morning.

 

Slump?, no i think i might be growing up..... .... ...~giggles~ nah, that can't be it.