Wanna ICQ cyber? (Warning: long)

So this is your Husben Wind mills.

 

He'll start with yours, Sluggie. Since your physical strength seems to match your intellectual prowess.

Now it's time to change the subject, children. Either that or let this thread scroll off the front page. I'm afraid the stereotypical assumptions about dear hubby have gotten old.

In other news: I'm applying to Clemson University for Ph.D. work. Anyone near there? It's about 2 hours from Atlanta, GA.

I also won first place for my research talk at the regional Physics conference in Asheville, NC this Saturday. Just found out I won today. Yay me.

In yet other news: Cookie Monster wants retard back. He says he hasn't been able to find another as skilled as he, ever since Gary Coleman took up refuge in DarkUnderlord's "inner sanctum."

 

I'm a physics chick, usually. Though at Clemson, I'm also interested in the Materials Science and Engineering Department. They've got a great nanotech lab.

Here's hoping they accept me.

 

Err well do you think that you could explain to me Einstens relativity theory cause i have never been able to understand it.

And no matter how strong you are Slug the point is: He will kick your ass anyway cause he is a asian. They're all bad-ass mutherfuckers. They can like, do shit with chopsticks and reduce you to a quivering pile of ooze.

 

Um, dude, Windmills is gonna castrate you for that. I've come to realize that, with her quick wit, she is the one you don't wanna piss off.

Moving right along, good luck to you Windmills. And, should you get, I mean when you get accepted, welcome to our little state.

About cookie monster, forget it. He's an an abusive bastard, with no regard to my feelings. He's a machine, I swear.




Plus, I'm tired of blue fuzz everywhere.

 

Alright. Simply put - when you're going at normal speeds, everything around you looks the same, and time moves at the rate you'd expect. However, when you're going at speeds very close to the speed of light (300,000,000 meters per second) the time when something happens, as well as the dimensions of something, depend on your frame of reference (That's why it's called the theory of relativity, since things become relative to your point of view.)

Three things can happen at these speeds: time dilation, length contraction, and mass increase. The faster moving object has time slow down relative to its stationary environment (So if you were in a rocketship going near the speed of light for 20 years, you'd age LESS than 20 years - while your counterparts back home would be 20 years older). The faster moving object also has its length contracted compared to a similar stationary object - as seen by a stationary observer.
Finally, the faster moving object has a greater mass than the exact same object if it was stationary. (That's where the famous E = mc squared bit comes in, where E is energy, m is mass, and c is the speed of light.)

So there you are, in layman's terms.

Okay, you've repeated what retard said twice now. Are you trying to mock him, or are you just a brainless myrmidon?

Take your time answering that. Don't want you to hurt yourself.

Further, if you don't understand my explanation about the theory of relativity, don't worry - it usually doesn't come up in applications at McDonald's.

 

Well, shit. It did for me. Just last week I was looking to move up in the job market, so I applied at McDonald's. The manager - a guy who looked suspicously like Jerry Lewis - said "Explain the Theory of Relativity." When I gave him my patented Blank Look, he shook his head and said, "Bugger off. No burger-flipping for you. Go deliver pizzas or something. And don't come back til you're educated, asswipe."

I was suicidally depressed about it for days. Thus, my lack of posting here.

*sigh*

 

Don't let it get you down, Luchy. Forget McDonalds. Go to Taco Bell. The only requirements to work there are 1) That you look like you've been bobbing for french fries what with all the acne, (red marker will help if you have none) 2) That you know at least 2 spanish words, and 3) Roaches don't bother you.

 

Actually i thought it was just a funny qoute and i wanted to use it against any argument sluggie might have that he would win a fight against anyone.

 

Great job wind mills.

 

I tried that already, Retard. But when I told them I'd be more comfortable being interviewed by the talking dog, they told me my boundless talents might better serve me in a different line of work. They referred me to the Geico Gecko. I won't even bother to report how that interview went.

 

Well, I was interviewed by the Gecko himself, and if your experience went anything like mine, it is horrible. Mr. Gecko only wanted to know if I had any flies, preferably dead ones, and when I told him I didn't, he got mad, called me a liar, and ran up my pant leg to see for himself.

I told him I was kinda on the rebound from the Cookie Monster, but he still stayed awhile in my Fruit of the Looms. Said he'd never seen a pink Gecko before, and he was wildly interested in "her". However, he proceeded to bite when "she" would not talk back, only swell up.

 

COOKIE!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















On a side note, That's the most hilarious furkin thing I've ever seen! Milo's back, baby! Also, as I stare at that picture, I can't quit giggling because, have you guys ever heard the sound that Cookie Monster makes when he eats cookies? Something like, "AAAAHHHHBWABWAGHHAHHHBWAMAMMMMUUMMMUMMHHHH!"

Stare at the picture and think about him making that sound. Damn, I gotta go pee from laughing..

 

It's a one off, sadly. It took me fucking forever to cut Cookie Monster out of it's original pic (him bending over and kissing a baby in a stroller.) Sooo many little blue hairs sticking out all over the place.

Then I somehow didn't save the PSD file that had the cutout, so if I want to use it again, I'll have to cut him out. AGAIN. Fucking pen tool...

Anyway, glad it was good for a laugh.

 

Milo rocks the fucking planet.

That is just un-be-fucking-lievably hilarious.

Note, too, the girl hunched beneath Cookie Monster. A double oral three-way. Damn, retard - you're right. He IS a machine.

Either that or Cookie is shitting out a torso. Either way - kinky.

Was that good for you Slug? And is nbrosz standing in line behind you for sloppy seconds? Or is he on clean-up duty?

Please direct your attention to the picture Milo posted above, while listening to these two wav files:

http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Sesame/CookieM/SSCook02.wav

http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Sesame/CookieM/SSCook01.wav

And now the image is complete. Enjoy!

 

He looks kind of like he's doing that Pregnant Woman thing with his hands where they lovingly rub their stomachs and murmur lullabyes.

I'm glad you enjoyed the pic and thanks for those WAVs. They really do complete the pic. However...

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I should mention that Cookie monster is NOT doing anything sexual in that edited pic. Slug Bug is very young and I would never imply any kind of furry sexual abuse. If you're seeing something dirty there, then it's in your own sick mind. In my mind, Cookie Monster is giving SlugBug a nice hug for turning in the best lap time. You sickos!
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HAHAHAHAHA. I could not stop laughing. really hilarous.