Victoria's Secret, what the hell?

Hmm, you must really like corn.

 

And glass-shredded dicks...

 

No, no. I just really like Tyra Banks.

 

Damn, nipless chicks

 

Man, you can bet some feminist is going to have hers surgically removed as a protest against women's role as childbearer's in society (and as some sort of anti-phallus statement because they get hard like dicks do).

 

i hate feminists. i'm proud to be a stay-at-home mom, dammit! i don't want to work in the rat race; i'm perfectly content to raise my child, clean my house, and have a hot dinner on the table when my husband gets home. just because they can't find a decent man doesn't mean my work is invalidated. *continues to rant to herself about bitches with sticks up their asses*

 

Man, I want a stay at home bit-, er, woman like yourself, rosie.

 

Jar, then ask your mom to come over to you

 

Fuck no man, my mum's a lesbian. An aging one at that.

 

You wouldn't happen to have some movies from her youth now, would you?

 

If your father is a lesbian too, then it's so fucking hot man!

 

Mathboy.... jesus christ... how old is Jar? And his mother...? They didn't even have paint back in her youth you stupid dildo.

 

Trouble is, she only embraced the lifestyle in her mid to late 40's. So no, you SICK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CANNOT HAVE VIDEOS OF MY MUM.

 

Jar isn't 60 years old like his avatar implies. He's actually a young buck, early twenties, right Jar?

Oh, and are you serious you're mom's a lesbian?

 

Good ole Cliff, still confusing the hell out of everyone (and getting drunk and beating them up too).

And yes, I'm serious. It's why my parents divorced.

 

Anyone here noticed how angry sigurd gets when he is acused of beeing angry?

Your parents divorced because she was a lesbian, what has happened to familiy values today? Nah just kidding. I have heard of a similar story abput a gay dude divorcing his wife after 10 years of marriage. He was also attacked by a dog.

I could never marry a woman who did not have her own job, and was independent of me. Thats just me. My parents and grandparents have all done the same. The bummer is that i will know she loves me by her laywer callling instead of her starting to get headaches. And anyway who is going to pay my bills?

 

Have you been talking to charles lately?
Sigurd shouldn't be so defensive, he's an angry sicilian, he should be damn proud of the fact he thinks with his balls, not his head. After all, heads are only useful for headbutting niggers and other lower forms of life, right?

 

I know you're joking, but its just not funny.

 

sigurd said:

actually sig...it goes like this: beauty is in the eye of the BEERholder. :lol: