VFX:R Hannah 'Hahn' Mahlay vs Princess Sparkle

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  1. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    People of the planet earth and beyond, I say: ARE YOU READY?

    As Dropkick screams his lungs out, the VFX logo appears on the screen in bright, bold, golden letters, only to be blown to dust by an amazing explosion a moment later. The view changes to the VFX hosts and the honorary guest, Zeke Musashi, who are sitting in a leather sofa in front of a large VFX shaped TV-table.

    I sure hope you are, folks, cause tonights fight is going to be something extra! Can I get an amen to that, mister Musashi?

    You sure can, rev, you sure can. Tonights fight will be an explosion of colours unmatched even by the wildest of trips the hippie fucks got when we marines were of fighting in the 'Nam! Fuckin' waste of breastmilk, thos godda-

    I hear you, son, I hear you, but let's not get carried away shall we? As we both've said, tonights showoff will be unusual and awesome. Why? Because of the fighters, of course! And here they are:

    First out, the Phantasy Star herself! Meet Hannah 'Hahn' Mahlay! And now, the harbringer of harmony and love, Princess Sparkle! Ah! Yes! Can you feel it, Musashi? That's a round of applause we'll never hear again!


    I'll say Hallelujah to that, brother.

    Any comment, Natacha?

    ...

    Natacha? Hello?

    Wat? Oh, da! I like pretty colors of Sparkling Princess! Many, many! Like the bow of rain!

    ...

    Whatever! Let's move on to introducing todays arena! Welcome, combatants and viewers, to:

    TAJ MAHAL

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    Regarded as one of the most impressive architectural accomplishments ever, this palace of palaces has been added to the new seven wonders of the world! Originally built in ages past by a hindu noble in memory of his wife, this building has become something much more for many all around the world. And if that doesn't impress you, the damages done to the place after we're done with it sure will!

    So, with the formalities out of the way, we can head right for todays main attraction; the unpleasantries waiting for the loser of the battle (and the scores of unknowing tourists visiting the place).

    Fighters! Get ready! Now, LET! THERE! BE! BLOOD! BEGIN!


    (You have until late Wednesday/ early Thursday. Enjoy!)
     
  2. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    A black portal appears at the entrance of the Taj Mahal, out of Princess Sparkly emerges with a curious smile on her face. Noticing the area is colourful and very pretty starts to skip along the pavement into the garden. Little stars and rainbow colours spout from the ground she skips on forming a path of love.

    "Golly this place is ADORABLE!" She squeals in delight.

    From the path of love she created star flowers blossomed making the garden even prettier that before. Princess Sparkle began to hug the trees and skip along the surface of the water feature.

    "LA LA LA"

    Colourful rainbows spout everywhere as she begun to ballroom dance with an imaginary partner. An aura of serenity enveloped the tourists who were at first confused at what they just saw but now had extremely large smiles on their faces.
     
  3. Xiao_Caity

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    Hahn is halfway up a tree, trying to prise her Rappy Mag away from a rather tempting looking orange. "Later, you can have some fruit LATER! Geez, why did I ever let you eat that stupid little crystal, you're just intolerable now..."

    She hears someone singing childishly and swings on the branch, hanging upside down and staring at the... Well frankly, the girl looks like something out of Sarisa's intolerably sweet story books. Yeeesh. She grabs one of her Mag's wings and drags it back to it's normal position, pointing it to her opponent.

    "I was kind of hoping for something a bit more scary looking, like Reve on a bad day. Oh well." She grabs her Giacaboni and hefts it, sending it out on a wide arc that should loop around the Princess harmlessly, as long as she doesn't do anything foolish like trying to catch it. She just wants her attention, for now.
     
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    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Hahn's Giacaboni zooms around Princess Sparkle catching her attention as it returns to its master. The Princess turns to Hahn and inspects her clothing, a white shirt, blue pants, white boots and a blue and white cap.

    "Oh my GOSH! Your outfit is simply the cutest thing I have ever seen!" She squeals as she puts both hands on her cheeks.

    During her excitement rainbows emerged all around her, stars flickering from the outer edges of the rainbows. She began to tiptoe quickly on the spot flailing her arms as her excitement rose.

    "You have to tell me who did your hair!"

    The Princess begun skipping towards Hahn.
     
  5. Xiao_Caity

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    Hahn flips out of the tree with what's best described as a downright incredulous expression on her face. "What the hell?" Did this girl eat too much sugar or something? She catches the Giacaboni almost absently, slinging it back across her back and pulling her wand instead, pressing the little button that powers it up.

    "You might want to cut back on the sweets, hon." She points at a tree near the Princess and casts Tsu, sending it toppling across the path in front of her, backing away cautiously. She of all people should know about looks being decieving, after all...

    "Start charging," she tells her Rappy softly.

    (Edit: Fixed the name of the spell.)
     
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    The Tsu heads directly for Princess Sparkle, entranced by the alien like properties of the bolt (remember rainbows and stars is this girl's world) she does not move. The bolt hits her square in the chest sending her backwards into some small trees. Sparkle picks herself up from out of the tress and dusts herself off. It appears her dress has been torn across her chest revealing parts of her bra for the tourists to see.

    "Ow that hurt miss, why would you do something like that?" Princess Sparkle questions as she falls to her knees and begins to cry.

    The star flowers that had grown in the garden began to spin rapidly, breaking from their stems the stars took flight and surrounded their master forming a protective barrier.

    "That... Wasn't.... Very... NICE!!"

    Her voice changed from a whimper to a disturbingly stern tone. The tears vanished as she stood up. One by one the protective stars shot towards Hahn, only three stars remained as a protective barrier.
     
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    Hahn blinked a couple of times. Okay, that's new... Tsu isn't supposed to miss. EVER. She'll have to be careful around this one... And oh shit incoming! She manages to blast most of the stars with rapid-fire Foi, but one hits her and knocks her onto her backside.

    "...Fuck my life." She's fought dragons, yeti, a perverted octopus and a possessed computer, but it has to be a cute little GIRL who knocks her on her ass, wonderful. She's never going to live this down, seriously.

    She scrambles back onto her feet quickly, bringing up a Deban shield to protect herself and a Shifta to boost her own powers, smirking a little at the sudden wonderful clear feeling in her head.

    "You like pretty things, huh? How do you like this?" She gathers her strength and casts Grants, making it as bright as possible and setting it in the sky between them, dashing for the Taj Mahal itself the instant it looks like Sparkle is distracted.
     
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    Princess Sparkle looks up to the big ball of light in the sky, her eyes begin to glisten and widen.

    "PRETTY!!!" She squeals, waving her arms in the air.

    Princess Sparkle claps her hands and the ball of light explodes into a giant rainbow of love and harmony. Pleased with her work she looks around to gloat to her adversary. Unable to spot the blue and white cap amongst the tourists she frowns, stamping the ground with her pink high heels. On the forth stamp a burst of Rainbow blasts everyone in a 40 yard radius blinding and stunning them. The tourists are down on the ground, passed out, with no sign of Hannah. Searching around the immediate area Princess Sparkle comes to the conclusion Hahn is not outside so she merrily skips indoors.

    "Pretty girl, where are you?" She questions in the main hall of the Taj.

    Knowing her only way of discovering the mysterious girl who attacked her would be by sending strawberry kiss out to scout, she pulls out her pink lipstick, applies it to her lips and blows a kiss into the air. The floating lips begin to home in on its target.
     
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    Hahn, in the meantime, is rapidly discovering why you don't go running full tilt into a very big building you don't know - she's quite thoroughly lost, and rapidly falling back on using Tsu to mark the walls as she tries to find the way out.

    She turns the corner and stops short, staring at what seems to be a floating pair of pink lips at the other end of the hall with wide eyes. "Today is officially the second weirdest day of my entire life."

    And then the lips start floating towards her. Naturally, she swears interestingly and turns tail, glancing over her shoulder and picking up the pace as she sees they're following her quite easily.

    "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!" She bursts into the main entrance hall like a blue and white fox being targeted by a hunt, the lips still trailing after her.
     
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    Princess Sparkle follows the lips, skipping and humming to herself, the lips are too quick for her to keep up but she can tell where they go. She suddenly hears a murmur that sounds far away.

    "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

    "Golly, such language." She whispers.

    Skipping along the corridors humming Don't Stop Believen' she dances her way towards Hahn's location. Meanwhile with every step a small star flower emerges from the ground leaving a path she can follow if she ever gets lost.
     
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    Hahn runs for the nearest group of people, grabbing one of them and shoving them at the lips at the last possible second, blinking a few times as the poor sod falls asleep right there, a great big pink kiss on his face. That's... not a good thing to happen to her in this kind of situation. Better face the girl head-on if this is the kind of crap she pulls when her target runs.

    She stands deceptively casually in the middle of the hall waiting for Sparkle, her wand in one hand and slicer in the other, a fresh new set of buffs making her mind all clear and sharp.

    "I'm waiiiiiiiting!"
     
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    Princess Sparkle skips down the corridors till she found the spot her kiss ended, a man lying on the floor asleep. This did not bode well for her, she had no idea where her target was and even worse, her kiss never misses. She begun to backtrack her steps following the trail of flowers till she reached the mainhall oce again. She saw Hahn standing in the middle of it with her weapons at the ready. Lucky for Sparkle she was behind Hahn, gasping as soon as she saw her she quickly put her back to the wall for cover.

    "Golly I hope she didn't hear that." She thought to herself.

    She reached to her pocket to apply the lipstick again however she seems to have misplaced it. searching frantically all over her dress she finally found the stick in the exposed section of her dress between her breasts.

    "Oh deary me, how did that hole get there!" She exclaimed, "Oh no!"

    She tilted her head around the corner, Hahn was now looking at her...
     
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    Hahn grins sharply, tilting her head slighly as her Mag chirrups to let her know it's half-charged its Photon Blast. Hee hee, she can't wait to see Sparkle's face when that goes off. Photon Bunnies, heh.

    "You know, it's not nice to try and kiss someone who already has a boyfriend," she scolds, wagging her finger like she was scolding a kid. "Especially when said boyfriend is the jealous type. You're lucky it didn't hit me."

    Her grin gets a little sharper as she gathers energy to herself. "Still, I'm not completely mean..." She points at Sparkle and casts another Grants, this time focussed on where she's standing. "Enjoy the pretty."
     
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    The Ball of light was heading straight for Princess Sparkle, there was no way she could dodge that, she isn't some hardened battle-maiden like her opponent. Huddling, tears started to fall from her eyes as she yelled out to the one thing that would save her.

    BUBBLES She screamed.

    In that instant time seemed to slow right down, almost stop, a swirl appeared in between the ball and the Princess. The swirl had all the colours of the rainbow, it expanded till is became a portal, from it emerged the celestial unicorn Bubbles.

    "Naaaaaaayyyyyyy" Bubbles exclaimed as it charged towards the ball of light, pushing through it and causing it to explode into rainbows and stars behind him.

    Bubbles continued to charge, a trail of rainbow behind him, his target would not want to be on the receiving end.
     
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    Hahn blinks and uses a few words her mother went to great effort to stop her using in polite company and instinctively launches a Megid at the unicorn, figuring such a pure being wouldn't enjoy being smacked in the face with darkness. She doesn't stay still long enough to find out, though, rolling to the side and rising with Giacaboni in hand.

    "Damn dirty trick!" She throws the slicer as hard as she can, looping it around the unicorn and sending it spiralling towards Sparkles with deadly intent. If she's right...
     
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    Bubbles charged towards Hahn with great pace.

    "Naaaaaaaayyyyy!"

    Suddenly Hahn's Megrid attack smashed Bubbles head on launching him across the room, it appears shadow attacks can hurt him after all. Princess Sparkle gasped as she watched her steed smash into the wall bringing bricks and artwork down on top of it. At that moment she heard a clank noise behind her, Hahn's slicer had bounced off one of the three stars that had been circling her from the encounter in the garden. She watched as the slicer bounced off the wall and returned to hit her again only bouncing off the second star, then a third time, destroying her star barrier completely. She panicked as the slicer bounced off another wall and headed towards her, what amazing accuracy Hahn must of had to pull this throw off. Sparkle squealed as the slicer was headed straight for her!

    Bubbles had regained consciousness and saw that his master was in trouble, in a last ditch effort he stood up and charged so fast he was a blur of rainbow, stopping in front of Sparkle to take the hit. The slicer lodged in his chest, Bubbles fell to the ground.

    "Nayy" He snorted.

    "Oh Bubbles, what has she done to you?"

    "Nay"

    Bubbles' 60 seconds were up and he had to return to Rainbowland where he would be healed by the cupcakes at the gingerbread castle. Standing up one last time he winked at Princess Sparkle before falling again and exploding into a blast of rainbow lights and stars stunning anything within a 40 yard radius except of course the Princess.

    "BUBBLES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Princess Sparkle screamed.

    The Taj began to shake and crumble, the roof and walls were falling apart, the very ground shook beneath her. Obviously her powers (fueled by her emotions of love and harmony) had side effects on this world. Her emotions, once happy and loving even during combat had changed, she was now angry. Her dress tore completely off revealing her sexy black lace bra and panties, her hair stoof straight up and her body levitated above the ground. Pulses of Rainbow light was emanating from her body as she turned to Hahn, her eyes were now cold as ice.

    "YOU... WILL... PAY!"
     
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    Hahn looks at Princess Sparkle with an almost amused expression.

    "It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?" She tilts her head slightly as her Mag chirps happily, telling her that her Photon Blast is ready.

    "Here I come!" She casts Shift and Deban with flicks of her fingers, and triggers her Photon Blast, disappearing into a flash of bright blue light to reveal two black and white bunnies, hopping around and performing a cute little dance.
     
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    The rage was building inside of Princess Sparkle, she was levitating over the rubble that once was the Taj Mahal. She stared into the eyes of her adversary, making her even more thirsty for vengeance. Suddenly with a flash of blue and white light Hahn split into two bunnies.

    "OH MY GOSH!" exclaimed the Princess, her anger rapidly declining. "That is so adorable."

    Suddenly all the rage and hate that had been swirling around her turned into love and harmony once again. Star flowers blossoming from the rubble. All of the tourists who were left stunned outside woke up and saw that the Taj was gone. They were in shock, not only by the fact that the Taj Mahal was rubble but also for the fact that the girl they saw dancing and singing around earlier was now squealing at a pair of bunnies in her lacy underwear.

    Princess Sparkle joined in with the dancing bunnies, laughing and humming to a tune as she did the macarena.
     
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    The bunnies lasted for several moments longer before disappearing in another flash of bright blue light, revealing Hahn hopping around like a bunny. She straightens and coughs sheepishly, although a faint golden glow is surrounding her.

    "Every time, every single time..." she mutters, only now realising that the Taj is just... gone. "Oh man, Ana and Mayor Dairon are going to kill me for letting this happen! I'm supposed to be preserving landmarks, not watching them get blown up!"

    She stands as tall as she can, which is admittedly not all that tall, and levels her wand at Sparkle with an unexpectedly serious face. "I'm sorry, but I'm obligated to get serious now. That building was a valuable landmark."

    She draws on her borrowed strength and casts a Wat and a Foi in rapid succession, already movng quickly. She needs to defeat Sparkle quickly, before she can destroy any more landmarks that will be all to valuable when the Earth becomes Coral.
     
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    By this stage Princess Sparkle was in a world of her own, still dancing and singing, her eyes closed she had no idea that the bunnies were gone, let alone the two attacks fired at her. As she swayed in her dance the Wat just missed her however the Foi hit her dead on launching her into the trees. The flames from the fireball burned her bra completely off as well as setting the trees and the rest of the garden on fire.

    Crawling out from the burning tree with ash and soot all over her she started coughing, the smoke was filling her lungs. This environment was completely alien to her, she was used to rainbows and love, not flames and ice spiraling and smashing her about.

    "Gee wickety!" She said as she finally noticed she was completely naked except for her panties.

    Embarrassed, Princes Sparkle attempted to cover her breasts with her hands as she emanated a Rainbowblast.
     
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