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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Carved oak in a gothic fashion is the same price; I've had a dip in sales because too many people had thought gothic meant all black with sucky poems.
    However, with the oak box, you get a free hand, along with a rudimentary carbon-steel hand axe. The axe is a $20 value, but yours for free.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Its a deal. As long as the axe doesn't come in the face.
     
  3. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    That depends on what you mean...I could stretch someone else's face over a nice piece of cypress and then send the axe in that...
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    No iImeant that once you delivered the axe that you wouldn't smash my face in with it.....merely because you could.
     
  5. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well I'm sure we could arrange something.

    Who do you want to hack your face off?
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Oh, come now...if I did that it might hurt business! I'm not about to lose customers just because I can smash their faces in with an axe I personally deliver to their door.
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Well, ok...but if he turns into a zombie, it'll be you who I come after next. After I kill him again.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    And I suppose you could of done it after I gave you the money..... only if you are cruel and twisted. But you're not which is good.......*crosses fingers and prays silently*
     
  10. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Well...I could just give you an axe to the face and then ransack your house. But...I prefer the continued contribution to my cause that can only come about through living clients.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Unless you could steal their souls after you kill them. Never know where one of them may come in handy.
     
  12. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Most of his customers aren't the soul type.
     
  13. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    No thats just you, not having one yourself.
     
  14. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Come now...would you really buy a box of hands with one free hand inside if you actually had a soul?
    Even people with very "dark" souls don't want the boxes. They always tell me, "Oh, I just nail mine to the wall."
    By the way, the box is approximately 2' by 3' by 2'.
    (l by w by h)
    The box should hold up to 27 standard hands. More if you prefer removing the digits prior to placement in the box. However, it's great fun pointing to someone using another person's hand.
     
  15. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Just ask this happy customer who uses them to close business deals.

    EDIT - Thanks for fixing that pic mathboy. I don't know why I didn't use the right URL in the first place, I've done it a heap of times before.
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    You need to use the URL to the image, not some gallery-URL.

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    Telcontar, Gross is a businessman,; it wouldn't make sense for him to kill a good, paying customer. Of course, if you suddenly stopped buying boxes...
     
  18. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Ah, yes...The Penguin. Mr. Cobblepot. He never put more than the one hand in his box...but then again, there was so much more attached to it.
     
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    Is i that you really have a fetish for hands?
    It's ok really. I have a fetish for rabbits and old people........
     
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