Ummmmm....ello :)

You're swedish. Case closed.

 

You're Norweigan. Case closed for you, sweetie.

 

You'ren't American. Case closed.

 

You ARE American. Case is absolutely closed.

 

You're a small socialist country. Case to be closed upon me finding where I put my special remote.

 

Stop saying 'case' and 'closed' in the same sentence! case. closed.

 

I don't get it.

 

Who keeps opening the case?

 

*opens it, steals a joint, shuts it* Nobodie.

 

*Shuts the cases lock and seals it with an unbreakable spell, then banishes to the Void*

Good we got rid of that, eh?

 

Stuff banished to the Void can be retrieved, y'know. At least, if the Void Lizards don't crap on it first. Yuck.

 

...wait I had more joints in there... god Dammit.

 

*Forces the lizards to crap on the cases box*
Now you'll never get those joints! HAHAHA!

 

Well, actually, we can get them. It's just more disgusting this way.
Anyway, why are you so annoyingly intent on keeping that case away?

 

'Cus it's evil! Eviiil! ...And that's final.

 

*picks up his case, and walks away*

 

Jeez, he picked up a case all covered in lizardshit.
That's just grose.

 

He's alternative. They find it trendy.