Truth, or scam?

"Everything is possible. It's just a question of whether it's probable."

I.e. "Everything is edible. It's just a question of whether it's digestible.

 

All I meant is that based on exactly what he said, the odds of her being pregnant by him are incredibly small.

I phrased it this way because he could be forgetting specific details or was drunk at the time (we've all been there) or SOMETHING that might have lead to an increased risk behavior.

 

I don't drink.

 

Wait. What did he just say??

 

Well, neither do I.

At least, alcohol liquids in vast quantities.

 

I'm 18, and Irish (legal age to drink is 18 over here), and guess what? I drink very, very sparingly. Last time I drank a bottle of something was at a friend's birthday party a month or two ago, and that was because I couldn't find any cola at the time, and because it was given to me for free.

Last time I payed for my own drink was during the start of the summer, when I was on holidays in Berlin, in a club I think.

But seriously; I'd rather just have some Coke or Pepsi.

 

I used to drink, but only socially. I tell embarrassing personal stories when I'm drunk, so I stopped. That, and mixing alcohol with any one of the medications I take could be bad...

Alright, we've ruled out drunkenness, so you're essentially in the clear, unless you've got a set of Kryptonian testes and are capable of a one man total body bukkake while under the light of our yellow sun.

 

Well Jungle Japes, you are in a sticky situation here, because if you gonna dump her, it is possible that she could turn into a fucking crazy stalker, but if you gave in, you are stuck with the crazy woman and it's spawn.

PS: Some years ago, I and my girlfriend(Now for some years one of the ex-girlfriends.) had a bit of a wild party. Both of us drank too much and using other stuff, and so we had sex in my bedroom.The problem was that we both forgot that I had to wear a condom. Luckly...she was'nt pregnant.

PSS: Celebrating fact: Now at the age of 32, I am clean for 12 Years!!!

 

@GarmGarf: OMG! You just shattered my vision of all Irish! Are you sure your really real Irish and not some fool that’s had one too many shamrocks to the head?

@Arthgon: Congratulations! *tips hat*

 

Haha. Well, I am half Canadian. Most of my friends are really heavy drinkers when they get the chance (they aren't all 18 yet).

 

A friend of mine went to Ireland during his senior year of high school. Long story short, he destroyed a kidney with alcohol.

 

Peter Griffin (Family Guy): You know, Ireland has more drunks per capita than people.

 

Hahaha, I get it.


I'd suggest you get yourself checked out, though. While not as likely as full on intercourse, you can still get STDs through oral, and it's not like she's been honest about her sex life thus far.

 

You all forget Japes is around weapons most days. I'm sure if she became too persistent when he dumps her theres nothing a well guided cruise missile cant fix.

 

Yes, but a cruise missile is a poor concelation prize if you tongue rots and falls off.

 

Well, I haven't had any strong discharge from my penis yet, so I think I'm in the clear.

 

I interpreted that sentence as having 'strong discharge' mean 'cruise missile', and fell from my chair.

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol: The ensuing mental image had me falling from mine. *snicker* Nice one.