Truth, or scam?

So back in July, I met this girl, see. She and I hit it off pretty well, but we live a few hundred miles apart. So we started talking on the phone all the time, and next thing you know, she's on a plane headed my way. We spent Labor Day weekend together, then she headed back home. During the course of her stay here, I learned everything I needed to know, and broke up with her about a week later. It was a week after that when things got interesting. She calls me up and tells me that she missed her period. Then there was the pregnancy test, which was positive, and my cousin who set me up with her has confirmed that she really is pregnant, and she's saying it's mine. I would feel inclined to believe her story, but for one trifling little thing: I never scrumped her. Sure, there was some close contact, but I don't see it happening unless her ovaries happen to be in the back of her throat. From what I understand, the swimmers don't make it from point A to point B without some good ol' fashioned penetration.

So what's your take on it?

 

I reckon it's either an evil joke to get back at you, or a scam cos the real dad ran out, or this is the founding of a new religion.

 

If you never had sex with her it ain't yours. If she keeps insisting it is demand a paternity test.

 

I'd have pegged her at about a 5 on the psycho scale before all this came up, but now, I'd say more like an 8. She's a little overweight, been raped before, Daddy is a tight-lipped Viet Nam vet, sister is a lesbo, brother is a child-molesting perv, all things that could be contributing factors to an unstable personality.

And I've already told her that I think she's a lying sack of bitch, but I'm trying to be civil about it. If she's as psycho as I suspect, I'd rather not turn this into a 'Fatal Attraction' scenario. And obviously, if there is a baby, there will be a paternity test. I'm not paying for a kid that's not mine.

 

Wow, this is a bit scary. Pretty screwed up family. :/

Just hope that she didn't find a way to transmit sperm from the throat to her vagina, 'cause that would be even scarier.

I have the most horrible picture in my head. :lol:

 

What a Halloween surprise!

 

I'm not a doctor, but my wife is. She's confirmed it. It's biologically impossible for homo genus to become impregnated by face fucking. The only possible way is if she was so fat that you couldn't tell which end you were sticking it in.

 

Her saliva would've most likely degraded the spermatocyte membrane, thus spilling Japes' DNA all about her teeth and gums.

 

I suppose time will tell. If it comes out half black, there should be no need for a paternity test.

 

Dear god, Orintil!!

I tend to agree with DE. She's probably looking for someone to blame. Periods can be as late as two weeks, if someone was completely and utterly stressed out, or they can stop altogether with constant physical stress and/or drugs.

If she insists on talking to you, though, just tell her to keep testing until two weeks from now. If she still insists it's yours (have you reminded her what happened?)...

Well, everyone's already given their two bob's worth.

 

Don't look too much into it. You know what happened, and she's just crazy.
I'm guessing she doesn't have very good relationships with men, and just desperately clings to whatever seems like a ticket out of her self-imposed hell. This time, it's you.
Once I had a pregnancy scare. I was 15 years old, and my girlfriend at the time was late on her period by 4 days already. She had the period, but it's still a very sobering event...

 

Frankly, sounds like she's lying through her teeth. Demand a paternity test if she keeps the bullshit up.

 

Based on your statement there is no way she could be the father of your child. If this is the USA, you can demand a paternity test before being responsible for any sort of child payments, it might vary by state.

It reeks like psycho bitch to me though, especially given her stated family history.

Hell, based off that history, I wouldn't be surprised if she took your man batter out of her mouth with a turkey baster and shoved it up her hoo-ha just to get someone to stay with her.

 

Our health teacher told us that, while the odds are obscenely long, it IS possible to get a girl pregnant by coming on her. If you spray it across her belly, there's a good chance that some of it landed on her vag, at which point pregnation becomes a possibility. However, sounds to me like a psycho bitch who wants child support. Particularly because of how fast she "found out" she was pregnant.

 

Because in possible scenarios, she could be?

 

Everything is possible, some things are just less likely to occur.


If there was ever any overspray, but no direct physical contact, it's still somewhat possible for pregnancy to occur. It happened on Scrubs.
But, that's not a nail in the coffin by any means.

 

Is the truth to the statement: "something isn't possible" possible?

 

Everything is possible. That allows for sway to both the positive and negative. It's possible for something to be impossible.

 

That's logic to live by.