Shenron: "What is your desire?" Garlic Jr.: "Please grant me immortality!" Shenron: "Very well, as you wish." Garlic Jr.: "...touché." Sooo... what the fuck, Muro?
See? I knew this was how it worked. Why do you think nobody really goes after immortality? Who really wants to go through schooling & puberty all over again?
Nah, I'd rather get myself a harem of a couple of thousand women and achieve genetic immortality instead.
Well, given the process of transdifferentiation, I'd say the reason people don't try to attain immortality is because they don't want to turn themselves inside out, absorb their digits, and potentially shrink their genitalia. Nice use of Dragon Ball Z images, Muro. Oddly enough, I own that particular movie, Dead Zone.
You just need to a rip on "Fightin' Round the World ft. Russell Crowe," involving you sexing around the world.
It dies if you remove the nerve so it's not truly immortal. But if it was a vampire jellyfish that would be a whole different story. And a new book the the Twilight Saga.
Instead? Why not have both? I'm honored. Could there possibly be a greater compliment coming from you? It's not my fault that the wish was imprecise. But if it would be me wearing the lilac cape there, I would wish to be immortal and indestructible. And to not be a jellyfish.
