Triplicate Request ala Swede Help

Alright, so I randomly found Dj Roine's Ragnar*, and really like it, but I don't've a clue what he's saying. Could one of you swedes translate it for me? I don't trust the free translators. They few I found didn't do a decent job of translating it:

Ragnar är en liten pojke önskar att han vore stor, stor och stark som han i svarten.
Kunna spöa vem som helst.

Oooohoooohoooohoo Ragnar Ooohooo Aaahaa

Ragnar har nu blivit större, köper öl av kompis Jan.
Ragnar brukar gå på parken där han ligger mest och spyr.
Han blir full ja han blir full oh ragnar ooohooo aaahaaa
Ragnar har nu börjat hascha även prövat heroin.
Ragnar flyr som en fågel vågar inte titta ner.

Oooohoooohoooohoo Ragnar Ooohooo Aaahaa

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Ragnar är nu trött på världen, världen ingen honom ser
Ragnar orkar inte leva, och en dag han vill ta sitt liv
Ragnar svävar upp till himmeln där han träffar Sankte Per
Per han bjuder nu på whiskey Ragnar tackar och tar emot
Han blir full och Per blir full ja alla är ju full, är ju full

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Ragnar vinglar över molnen
Ragnar råkar trilla ner
Ragnar kan ej dricka whiskey
Ragnar finns nu inte mer
Oooohoooohoooohoo Ragnar Ooohooo Aaahaa

 

I thought I understood what it was saying until I remembered that I can't read any Norse languages. But it won't stop me from trying!

I'm thinking it's something about a guy who went awry...or has always been screwed up, and is now drugging up to keep himself stimulated.
And then he gets to the point where he's had too much and can't even drink...I dunno. That's my half assed attempt. I didn't get through the whole thing.

 

I don't believe it either, and the evidence is right in front of me.

 

Well thank you DE. I appreciate being able to read the lyrics. Sadly, as amusing at the song is, the lyrics suck.

 

& yet you still did . wher are you from dark elöf so i can make fum of you? .

 

D-d-drunk.

 

Stupid German keyboards, the keys are all over the friggin' place.

 

Maybe it would've sounded better if you had used one o' them thar translator thingies, Darkfool. I think Arthgon has one lying around he doesn't need anymore.

*Checks Arthgon's last post*

Nevermind he's still using it.

 

I am using the translator, when I am not sure how to write it. When I come back from work, I shall give you the name of the translator that I am using. PS: Is my writing much better now?.

 

When I am unsure on the spelling, I use an online dictionary, possibly with words.

And I think it turns out fine.

 

The main problem of the English of mine, is the grammar. It's much improved than it first was. Also I have kept my promise.

 

Keep it some more and you might lose that avatar of yours.

 

Here is the translator, like I promised:

http://freetranslation.imtranslator.net ... l/en&text=

 

It's a better translator than most, but I can see how it was screwing your grammar so thoroughly. Hell, what am I saying? They all screw something up in translation.

 

Yes. And let us never speak of it again.

 

I hope this doesn't turn into a back and forth translation thread.