Titanic 2...are you fucking kidding me?!

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/35839/ ... kidding-me

The Asylum REALLY needs to stop putting out movies. Or people need to learn to be intelligent and not purchase their utter shite anymore.

 

Didn't they do Giant Octopus vs Mega Shark with Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson? That actually looked pretty good.

This...eh not so much.

 

...Scuze me, I need to put out a hit on these people. Graaaah.

 

this is how I truly feel about them making a another boring emo movie.

 

Coincidentally, I'm in need of money.

 

Your return was well timed! Usual rate plus a 25% bonus if you make it so bizarre that the newsmen and lawmen end up standing around scratching their heads and going 'what the FUCK?'

 

My friends and my father are lovers of crappy movies. We consider that a movie that can be laughed at to be excellent. There's nothing like a crappy movie, or a porno that tries to actually have a plot. Both are grand entertainment to us. So you can imagine our excitement at this movie. I didn't see much, because I had to leave, but everyone there said it wasn't even really funny. It just sucked. I can imagine this movie following that trend.

 

Caligula??

 

I was thinking more like Pirates or Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.

 

last night I dreamed my cock was giant tri-mastered galleon

 

I remember a time when seeing that would have provoked some form of response.

I'm thinking food-fetish gone wrong.

 

[cyberleader]Excellent.[/cyberleader]

You may proceed when ready.

 

I was thinking Lord of the G-Strings.

 

Lord of the... *blink* I demand linkage so I can laugh myself sick.

 

Truly a better masterpiece has never been filmed.

 

The guy that plays the captain is funny as hell. Seen him in a few others. He can do The Helicopter with his penis.

 

Your wish is my command.

 

Oh god. I'm laughing so hard I'm actually in pain. I must see this movie!