Time to catch up with things long overdue

Yes, because like most sentient alien species, Arthgon possess an insulting characterization of a human accent. Everyone but the humans have "foreign" accents. The Viceroy? A really bad Vietnamese accent. Watto? A space-Jew.

 

ARRRRRGH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE



I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS! OKAY GUYS! THE BIGGEST PENIS BELONGS TO ME!!!


Been waiting nearly 3 years to direct image something obscene in here again.

 

Either Wolfsbane's picture or no avatar. That is my vote. Jar Jar is so obvious I can't believe I never noticed it before.

 

...Would anyone else accept this as Grakelin's avatar?

I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS, OKAY GUYS?!

 

I would not. Grakelin has always come across as intelligent and witty in my opinion. If anyone should have the big dick picture it would be darkfool so we could at least see his pride and joy as he swings it around.

 

Irony could serve a person well via custom. Real irony, not hipster irony.

 

Harkening back on all the stories DarkFool used to tell (generally in response to Xiao mentioning her height) about having sex with short women, the big dick would be a great image for him.

Sadly, he already has an avatar.

 

DarkFool likes to talk about his dick. Why? Underlying insecurities. Psychology 101.

Therefore, in the words of Descartes, he should have the dick.

 

Christ, you all have been busy.

I don't know about either of these. I identify more as a champion of what should be obvious but isn't to the hive mind of The House.

I can only assume the white-knighting applies to my recent defense of Arthgon wherein I compared the two of you. This is a good example of pointing out what should be obvious, but isn't for whatever reason. To draw a real-world analogue, I never understood why the public spurned Tom Cruise for his antics but looked on with amusement to see what Charlie Sheen would do next. In my opinion, both were acting weird with one not being any more offensive than the other.
Likewise, as far as I can tell nobody likes Arthgon because at some point The House of Lords Hive Mind simply decided that nobody would like Arthgon and yet The House accepts and encourages you for reasons I have not yet put together.
The only individual I can understand having a legitimate claim against Arthgon is Wolfsbane, and everybody else just seems to be on board.

I don't see how occasionally reminding Drog Alt that he is an asshole, occasionally reminding The House that you are a troll, and occasionally reminding The House that Arthgon isn't any worse a troll amounts to being a crybaby, but maintain that point of view as you see fit.

I managed to survive the Star Wars derail long enough to get to the Jar Jar Binks avatar. I approve the thumbs-up picture for Arthgon; it's whimsical.

 

Well, it's like this: Charlie Sheen let his dog off the leash, while Tom Cruise chained his dog in the basement (closet?) with electroshock therapy.

Sheen's ego went supernova and it was very entertaining. Cruise's ego went White Dwarf.

Sheen posted unedited cocaine fueled youtube rants inbetween porn star threesomes, while Cruise trapped his wife and kids into an oppressive cult for the sake of preserving his clearly repressed homosexuality inbetween brittle and fragile explosion of laughter and defensiveness.

In a nutshell, Sheen did what we all wish we could do, but Cruise descended deeper into a sick, sad situation.

 

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned there is a real actual factual picture of Dark Fool's face on this forum, the only image surviving in the thread where you post pictures of yourself that's of a member of this forum (apart from someone's nipple and eyes). Unfortunately I can't find the thread now (I don't know how I stumbled across it in the first place) but if someone did find it they should probably save the image - it would useful for gazing into Dark Fool's pretty eyes if nothing else. His face was edited into a Mad Magazine cover to be more specific - I'm mentioning this because I always thought that would be an interesting avatar for him, had he not already been assigned.

If no one else sorts it, I'll resize the image when I get home; as you, Zanza and Wolfsbane are all keen.

 

Doesn't compare to DF's infamous fishnet photo.

I portray you as the force of lawful good that takes voice whenever the House has too much fun expressing its chaotic and/or evil nature.

That being said, here's what I propose as a custom for TheDavisChanger:


Stop right there, criminal scum!




As fitting as the title is, it will probably need some shortening. Other than that, perfect.

Considered a paladin, too, but with Japes' crusader that wouldn't be distinctive enough.

 

Well argued sir, but in that case would I prefer this for TDC:

Rules Lawyer

 

Last time that I say this. I do understand what you mean. You know that the English grammar is just a delicate issue for me. Therefore a strong response. I also find it strange that people think that if you have problems with the grammar that you're automatic stupid. That is not true. I'm actually very smart, but the grammar stands a bit in the way. In the past I have used Google translate because I was very nervous.

Yeah. I know about the issues that I had with Wolfbane in the RPG sector. Sorry about that. I just did not like the way he acted and role-played. Nevertheless, I think we both should get over it. Okay.

Now that everything is said and done by me, we should move on.

What makes him gay? Just wondering.

 

The current theory is that it's exposure to the "wrong" levels of hormones in the womb at the key point when the parts of the brain responsible for sexual attraction are developing.

 

Well, assuming you mean, what makes me think he's gay, then... Apart from the persistent rumours and the long-standing tradition of repressing homosexuality with electricity in Scientology, really it's that his acting is wooden and self-conscious, especially when purportedly flirting with women, except in two particular roles: 1) L'Estat in Interview With A Vampire, when he plays a foppish parasite in an abusive relationship with Brad Pitt, and 2) that other movie about a group of actors in Vietnam where he plays a wealthy, balding film producer who mixes homoeroticism with greed and abuse in every scene.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. Except for the whole abusive cult, wooden acting and brittle bravado thing.

 

Well now that Arthgon has said his piece I guess that means we should all move on now.

 

If being wooden and self-conscious around women makes someone gay, then every man spends most of his adolescence being gay.

Even now, I usually wake up fairly wooden, whether there's a woman there or not.

 

I have heard of those rumors, but I didn't know about the electro-shock therapy against homosexual feelings. I must have missed that fact. The only thing that made me wonder, was the jumping on the couch at Oprah business. It just was too much.