Those deadly carnivorous bunnies...

Rejoice in your ability to cause pain then.

 

Critical hits do a massive amount of damage, but if they just don't do enough you might end up depriving the opponent of an arm or leg and not killing them. That's not usually a problem at that point though.

 

You could theoretically juice the bunny up with Muscle Builder and raise its stats so it can rival a full blooded Ogre....

 

Cool. A Bunny as strong as a HO. Monster.

 

Once I encountered a strange bunny (Vorpal? if I remember correctly). It casted Shield of Protection (or what the heck). It was near the Gorgoth Pass.

 

Yep, that's a vorpal alright.

 

Well I just had watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This Vorpal Bunny is a reference to the Rabbit of Caerbannog / vorpal bunny.

(Sorry for gravedig)

 

Nee! NEE!

(Sorry, I had to say that )

Yeah, that's a vorpal bunny alright.

 

Ní?

 

Ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoop-boing! Goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv!
Ecky-ecky-ecky-f'tang-zoop-boing! Goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv!

 

I'm sorry, I seem to have murdered the Shrubber. You're never going to get through the forest now.

 

yes, "Ní". Although "i" sounds slightly shorter and less tense than "ee". That's why I chose "Nee". Although it's "Ní" in Spanish.

Aha! But what if I brought... a HERRING!?

 

~He is the Brave Sir Robin, Sir Robin...~ *twang*

 

Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: Bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

 

That's why I wrote Ní. I have no idea how to pronounce that, but I was hoping that it was closer than "ee", as "ee" sounds a bit too long.

 

"i" sounds like "e". Not "ei", just "e", but a bit closer. "ee" sounds like "i:", which is a tense "i", and definitely closed.

 

Actually they use the Viking phonetic system so the original script notes have "Ni" spelled as "Mue". That's also the reason they say k-niggit because k-niggit was actually the pre-saxon pronunciation of a word meaning warrior.

Of course half of this is nonsense. But which half?

 

Eat this, you ugly knights who until recently said "Ní":

IT!!! IT, IT, IT, IT!!!

 

Oh, stop it! Aaaaugh! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!

 

Everything, you are babbling nonsense.