This is your lucky day DU! (well, yesterday really)

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    EMMA WATSON TURNED 18!

    This is almost as good as when the Olsen twins ceased to be jailbait, but then again, there were two of them.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Isn't 16 the jailbait limit in Britain?
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Then why were there countdown timers for the Olsen Twins? What significance does 18 have unless it ensures legal humping?
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Well, the Olsen twins were American.

    As for the significance of her turning 18; for anyone but her: nothing...
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    Except now she can make porn for us.
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    She played Hermione in all of the yet released Harry Potter movies.
     
  8. DarkUnderlord

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    I has watched the video.

    There was no nudity. :(

    She thanked me for the birthday wishes though. I wonder if she had any idea what they were? She's so *touched* we were all thinking of her, so she's definitely into gang bang. And she's just had Strawberries and Nutella for breakfast.

    Yup, definitely one of those "Okay so I'm doing a video and I have no idea what I'm going to do in the video, so let's talk about what I had for breakfast" videos.

    All-in-all not bad overall in terms of quality but a bit lacking in substance. I give it a B-.
     
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    That chick can make magic happen with a wand in her hand.
     
  10. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I'd hand her my wand. :lol:

    Anyway, I'll explain the US 'jailbait' laws further: The specific age varies from state to state, but on average, it's fairly similar to the system in Washington, my home state. In Washington, a girl of 16 can choose to have sex with a guy within 4 years of her age without requiring parental consent. Arkansas, Missouri, and South Carolina all bare the distinction of'ving 14 as the age for this law. I can't even make a redneck joke off that, it'sn't even worth it. Oh, and New York and Colorado're both 15, something I actually didn't know. The advantage to the Olsen Twins' being 18 is that they're suddenly legal for everyone *over* 18.
     
  11. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    You missed Pennsylvania.
    The age of consent here is also 14, but you need parental permission. Now, I don't know what parents are going to give the OK on that one, but it's the law.
     
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    Who cares about the age of consent? It's not like anybody here will ever have sex anyway. Child porn laws are what matters. When somebody turn 18, she can make porn, and we can watch it without being gang-raped in prison.
     
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    Anal sex is also illegal in Pennsylvania, regardless of age, regardless of parental consent. Archaism rocks.
     
  14. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    And the punishment for travelling down the Hershey Highway is...?

    I'm setting up a porn studio in Pennsylvania right now!
     
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    This thread is lacking smokin' hot Hermoine pictures.
     
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    You do realize that if it was legalized in the state, people would still probably need parental consent. Can you imagine the discussion on that one?
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    The ages that I provided I are the ages at which they no longer require parental consent. However, most of those've a 'four-year' law, meaning that the person their with cannot be older than either 18 (in the areas where it's 14) or 20 (when it's 16). Thank God I live on the Liberal West Coast. ^__^
     
  18. GrimmHatter

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    Yeah but you probably pay about $1.20 more for a gallon of gas than we do on the east coast.
     
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    Which is likely to be $10 less than we do around the polar circle.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Actually, gas around here is at ~3.50 a gallon. Personally I pay a lot less for gas because I use my dad's commericial account, which is wholesale price. ^__^
     
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