This is gay

But being "gay" IS bad. Just look at the evidence:

1) Gay used to be a good word.
The word "gay" means merry, exuberant, bright, lively. More recently it has been adopted by homosexuals. In its original use it did not have this double meaning. The clever adaptation of the word "gay" by homosexuals has robbed it of its pure meaning, thereby corrupting a once perfectly good word. You should never use the word "gay" when referring to homosexuals. There are many bright, exuberant, merry people in this world who are not sexual perverts.

2) Leviticus 18:6
"You must never have sexual intercourse with a close relative, for I am the LORD." I'm not sure what this has to do with the price of limburger cheese in Switzerland, but he's the LORD. Obey him.

3) Leviticus 18:22
"Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin". See, there it is right there. That's all you need.

Yes you are "gay". You're just in denial, you gay prick.

DENIAL!!

You need help. You need to surrender your will to God and become willing to do whatever it takes to change, even if it means others finding out. If your first priority is keeping the secret, and the second priority is change, you'll make no progress. You MUST confess your secret life - the whole, ugly story - to your wife, your kids, your dog, your blow-up man sex doll and the sheep in the backyard. Ask them to stay with you if you can find a way to change. Your wife will be brokenhearted, but loving you and seeing the good man within you, she'll agree to give your marriage one last chance.

Join Sexaholics Anonymous and learn to surrender your will, and your lust, to God. Overcome your "heterophobia" (fear of straight men) and learn to pick up the phone and ask for help when you're tempted by gay man love, instead of going into isolation. In the moment of temptation, learn to seek out unconditional brotherly love from good men (don't fuck them though), friends who know of your struggles and love you anyway (but not in a gay way), instead of seeking the counterfeit of homosexual lust. The love of true brothers will begin to replace the lust of counterfeit lovers.

Follow this process, and soon, you will experience a spiritual and emotional epiphany. Seemingly from nowhere, a love of men and maleness will wash over you like a cleansing wave. Your shame and fear will fall away. It will be good to be a man! Men are good and decent and loving and powerful (but not in a gay way)! All your life, you'll realise that you have lived in fear of men, ashamed to be a man. You would've passed men on the street and subconsciously flinched at the sight of a passing man, thinking, "Watch out, he'll hurt you." Now, suddenly, a thrill at the goodness of masculinity and your place in the world of men will wash over you, and you will be healed.

It will be a difficult, trying, terrifying, enlightening, beautiful, joyous, miraculous journey. You will see that you could not have received the same healing with a single touch of the Master's hand. Rather, by holding his hand, and walking with him on a healing path, he won't just relieve you of lust, he will change your soul.

To help get you started, try the New Warrior Training Adventure run by ManKind Project. It will change your life.