I only have to shave about every 1.5 days. It's pretty sad, actually, I couldn't grow a beard if I wanted to (and I would like to....). The only male on both sides of my family for 3 generations who has any facial hair is my father, who manages a mustache, but it sure took him awhile to grow. I guess what I'm getting at is that the Bible (or this website) apparently thinks I'm the devil.
I currently have a kick-ass mustache, which is the only facial hair I'm allowed to have. I've been told it looks bad and creepy, so I'm gonna keep it a while.
I would expect no less from you, Japes. Philes, I've the same problem you do. I'm at 2 days without shaving, and I'll probably go another few days before shaving.
I was wondering how long it would take the word 'tingly' to turn into a masturbation reference. Long then expected, I must confess. It was rather amusing to me though. I recall that the one time that I tried to do that, it just got awkward... though that may have to do with the fact that my left hand is a bowtie for my wrist so that it doesn't simply end in a stump. That, plus the fact that it's good for holding my watches on.
I believe that what he meant to say was that he possesses about the same degree of manual dexterity in his left hand as a Great Dane puppy has over its hilariously oversized feet.