Third time's a charm

So I didn't die like I was supposed to and came back safely from Iraq. I feel the people are getting really lazy and don't have the common courtesy to even lay one roadside bomb for a guest who travels half way across the world.

 

Haha, welcome back!

 

Welcome back homie.

 

Did you shoot anybody?

I'm thinking of joining the Blackwater group so I can take potshots at civilians.

 

Welcome back man, glad your alive

 

I'm considered medical and I'm not allowed to shoot people only treat them.

Also it's good to see people are still arguing over stupid topics, I'm home.

 

Hence the title of my topic. The third time should be my last one way or another. Unless I lose a limb or limbs and after much thought I decided that if I had to lose a limb I would go with left leg under the knee. That would be the perfect cut. You still have a knee and I could get one of those cool curvy legs that those runners use. It will look real nice on myself while I play video games and do absolutely no running.

 

One 15 month tour was enough for me, but alas, Uncle Sam still owns my ass for another 2.6 years. So I can pretty much count on going back.

Welcome home Fish.

EDIT: But at least I'm authorized to shoot people.