The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

As a matter of fact, I already DID buy the book.

If you really MUST pirate it that bad, I found the e-book quite easily by searching through torrents. So you'll get the pictures, too.

 

Thanks. I'll start looking for it today.

 

You sound like my mother.

 

No, more like Derryn Hinch*.



*obscure 80's aust pop culture reference.

 

And a very bad one at that, fucking hate that song.

 

Song?... bzzzt, no, more like tv show, Fast Forward and Steve Vizard's, Derryn Hunch to be exact.

 

OH, wow, hehe, cultural difference, it was a crappy song in the 1980s, in retrospect it seems oddly fit for a theme song music, so maybe there's a connection.

 

Now that was a great show......good times.....

 

Damn, didn't even get to the next chapter. I was about to get to the weapons.

 

All it says is 'use a hammer' anyway.

 

You can't forget the Shaolin Spade.

 

I like the idea but I don't know how effective it would be against a oncomming horde of zombies. I''d prefer a nice big juicy sword myself.

 

I'd go for a sharp metal one personally, but hey... that's just me.

 

Yeah, I think the Shaolin Spade might do you better than a "big juicy sword."

For a second, I thought you were talking about gaining a massive boner and skull-raping the zombies to death.

That's just a bad idea. I mean, within minutes your cock would become infected with solanum, just from getting small cuts from chips of bone. You'd probably become the world's most disturbing zombie after rigormortis.

 

"Eeeeghhn, need braaaains.... neeed braaaaains!"

 

Well mr zombie let me introduce you to my big juicy sword!

 

That was actually a pun, post juicy sword introduction.

 

Why even get into melee with them? That's like the stupides thing ever. Run away, and shoot stuff at them if possible. If you really have to go melee, try the axe or the sledgehammer.