Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DarkFool, May 20, 2009.
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
*hands Yuki a Disruptor Rifle, painted whichever colour Yuki happens to like most, and bearing all the latest upgrades and modifications*
Actually, it could have been a legitimate question.
Latex allergies are more common that one would think and can be quite serious.
The question might not have been a reference to condoms or various marital aids.
*notices DF asked*
Depends on what I get to do with that knowledge?
Simple. You'll die.
You'll probably get staked out in koala territory and soaked in eucalyptus oil.
There you will be slowly devoured by crazed (but slow) koalas.
On the plus side, the aroma therapy from the eucalyptus oil will help you breath better. Until they get to your lungs.
The aroma therapy was only included because the improved lung capacity would make victims scream louder.
Forget koalas, I'm gonna sic emus on anyone who tries it. Vicious buggers, they are.
But then you're forgetting the ultimate humiliation, which is death by platypi.
I have certain... issues with those duck-billed little fuckers. Those stings hurt, they hurt much. I'll kill a platypus before using it to torment others. :-x
If so, I propose that offenders be killed by kookaburras, preferably to the brainmashing tunes of the Kookaburra song.
Ahh yes, the Kookaburra song. Best song ever.
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree~
Merry merry king of the bush is he~
Laugh, Kookaburra, Laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be
Yes, I could see that being nasty. Of course, for full effect, it needs to be sung by tone-deaf six year olds.
You mean like this kid? Little bastard even gets the words right.
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