The Trials of Salvatore

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DarkFool, May 20, 2009.

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  1. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
     
  2. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    *hands Yuki a Disruptor Rifle, painted whichever colour Yuki happens to like most, and bearing all the latest upgrades and modifications*

    Amen, sister!
     
  3. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Actually, it could have been a legitimate question.
    Latex allergies are more common that one would think and can be quite serious.
    The question might not have been a reference to condoms or various marital aids.
    *notices DF asked*
    …Never mind.
     
  4. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Depends on what I get to do with that knowledge? :)
     
  5. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    You'll probably get staked out in koala territory and soaked in eucalyptus oil.
    There you will be slowly devoured by crazed (but slow) koalas.
    On the plus side, the aroma therapy from the eucalyptus oil will help you breath better. Until they get to your lungs.
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    The aroma therapy was only included because the improved lung capacity would make victims scream louder.
     
  8. Xiao_Caity

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    Forget koalas, I'm gonna sic emus on anyone who tries it. Vicious buggers, they are.
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    But then you're forgetting the ultimate humiliation, which is death by platypi.
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    I have certain... issues with those duck-billed little fuckers. Those stings hurt, they hurt much. I'll kill a platypus before using it to torment others. :-x
     
  11. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    If so, I propose that offenders be killed by kookaburras, preferably to the brainmashing tunes of the Kookaburra song.
     
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    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree~
    Merry merry king of the bush is he~
    Laugh, Kookaburra, Laugh, Kookaburra,
    Gay your life must be

    Yes, I could see that being nasty. Of course, for full effect, it needs to be sung by tone-deaf six year olds.
     
  14. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    You mean like this kid? Little bastard even gets the words right.
     
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