The the fucking hacker

nbrosz, stop being such an ass kisser. Nobody takes anything here serious, (except spam khat) and you and your brother are an accepted part of HoL. So relax, otay?

 

Err... Thanks, I think... :grin:

 

Right in the, what, two weeks I've been away, the board has been hacked with obscene phrases, then exploded, then DU was gone, now he's back, and everything has been long fixed.

*Realises how incriminating that was*

Hmmm...on a different note, I seem to have some problem with my circulatory system - right now, I'm looking at a point just above my knee, which is PULSING. Not twitching, but PULSING on every heartbeat.

*Collapses*

I'm okay.

*Collapses*

 

I'll take good care of him/her/it.

 

You'd better, Settler.

After DU and I had that long wild lesbian weekend at the Dykes on Bikes convention, taking turns smashing bottles over the gawking "straighties" and making rampant, impassioned lesbo love, I'd like to see something good come out of the whole thing besides the new metal plate in my skull from when DU's estrogenic fervor finally got a bit out of hand.

 

Windmills, have you been cheating on me whilst I was away??

:cry:

 

Yes. And not just with DU. The power of 'Tard's love overwhelmed her.


That, and my enormous mound of manhood. She was begging for teeny weeny Luchaire after I got through.

 

Mound of manhood? Errr... okay. Sounds rather like a mixed metaphor there. I won't even hazard a guess...

Teeny Weeny? :roll: I guess we'll let Windmills be the judge of that...

 

ummmm... nbrosz has a brother?

 

Whoa! Hold it! I'm not "fat" I'm just not a toothpick like Slug. He is not Cherokee. I think he is part Dakota, but I'm not sure. We live in South Dakota on the Standing Rock Indian Reservation. And Milo added the cookie monster. We were at a swim meet, and I wish I hadn't put my hands there, makes me look like a dork. They were last year's pictures, and I have gotten thinner (I think).

 

I, as the experienced and most learned judge of the Penis Warsâ„¢, have gauged every aspect and tested every nuance of the contenders, and have decided, without hesitation, that Cookie Monster has the largest, most impressive and utterly satisfying member I've ever had the pleasure of judging. In consolation, Luchaire and retard still receive and honorable mention.

How marvelous is Cookie Monster's amazing schlong?

Well the censors of Sri Lanka won't show you:


But Cookie Monster himself will try to describe it for you:



If you're still unsure of what qualified him over all others, you can have your turn examining his "assets" after he's done with his menage au trois with Elmo and Big Bird:



Bert and Ernie were asked to comment on the amazing gift that their colleage Cookie Monster possesses, but all we got from them were muffled "Mmmmfffffrrrrmmm mmmmmmffffff"



Better luck next time, guys.

 

*in reply to the very first few posts before we got all off-topic*

WTF!!!!!... and I missed it?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shame on me.....

anyways... didcha get the bastard.... 'cause there ain't no fun in that 'joke'