The 'Tard is with child

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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    It's your bizarro world clone. The only difference is the reversal of the syllable in the middle of his name.
    That, and he doesn't buy things from dirty gypsies.
     
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    Well..... he didn't say that i didn't buy anything from her , plus i don't think that she was so dirty. Oh , and yes , this was my hundred post !:D
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    That's the first mistake. Pretty soon, you'll find one whom you think is hot, bed her, and wake up minus a kidney and plus a wicked case of anal warts.
     
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    retard, you have to post pictures of your girl, so we know she isn't cube headed.
     
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    I thought Amy was the only cube-headed baby.
     
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    I hope so too, but if retards baby is cube-headed too, then maybe that means the HoL is the cause, but naturally his baby should be less cube-headed since only on of its parents is here.
     
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    A triangle-headed baby, then? Or something more... oval? Still, is cube-headed babies are the specialty of the House of Lords, we should start selling them. People will buy anything.
    Last Wednesday we had hail come from Hell, if such a thing exists. Some people kept the ice pellets and now they're selling them.
    (Most probably you won't understand a thing since it's in Spanish, but look at the figures: $1 - $100 is, of course, the price of the pellets, 2,500 houses damaged, 10,000 the vehicles damaged, 14 injured people. All that just in a city. I've just checked the offers and a pellet was sold for over $500. We should get more for a cube-headed baby.)
     
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    What a weather report from the sunny hell
     
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    Thanks, all. Dark Underwear, you're still as crude as I remember you.

    Rosie, your baby is adorable. Second only to my Bailey. Oh, and my baby is not cube-headed.

    He-he he. The 'Tard is reproducing, guys. (The south will rise again, and shun dental work and shoe manufacturing!) What have you done for posterity lately?
     
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    Only picture I got on the 'net. I'll get more uploaded so you will see that my baby is, although barely, cuter. ;)

    Yes, Jarinor, (if he's still here) that is my wife's fun bag.
     
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    I try not to disappoint.

    Except you have to copy and paste the url into a new browser window to see that picture you linked.

    Nice fun bag. Does your wife have a pair or is just the one? And does that t-shirt really say "Canada"?

    Maybe Bailey and Amy could get together one day too? That is if Bailey's into older women. You should do one of those arranged marriages that are so popular in Arab countries.
     
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    i wasn't aware Arabs arranged girl-on-girl action.
     
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    Why does the pic not show? I can see it fine.

    My wife has two, count 'em, 2 fun bags. And yeah, that's my tee-shirt she's wearing. Canadian Naturals. Awwwwwww, yeeeeaahhhh.

    Yeah, so I'm embarrassed. I'd just as soon shown you a pic with me in a Vive la France! shirt.
     
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    Welcome back Retard, and congratulations.

    You might be interested in knowing that some retard stole your name...
     
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    Wait... what kind of girls name is Bailey? Oh I see, it's one of those hermaphrodite names. I'd pick a cube-headed baby over a herma any day of the week¹.

    ¹Except maybe Tuesday for which I have unexplained religious reasons.
     
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    It was either Bailey, or Rufus. I wanted Rufus.
     
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