The reason why I'm presently known as Scarneck

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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Provided that Arthritis and Parkinsons havn't set in, then no. Cramped up shaking hands may explain that scar though. Although if hes kept ahead of the authorities for this long he must be fairly spry.

    But then there is the matter of his death 30 years ago, either he faked it or you have a zombie doctor.
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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  3. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Just to be safe you'd better kill him, even if he is a war veteran.
     
  4. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Heh, looks like xento chickened out (oh I just KNOW that this'll bring him back).

    DE, have you ever read Herman Hedning?
     
  5. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    He might not return, just to spite you.
    Veterans are normally too far gone to realize they're still alive (or they make you wish you were dead.
    I work with about six WW2/Korean War vets. Talking to them makes me feel like I've been punched in the stomach by an unexploded mortar.
    I'd just leave the guy to his own devices...he's already in hell.
     
  6. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well if it was Mengele I'd report him to the Israeli's (I'd PM Solaris) and sit back and watch the kidnapping and trial, it'd be Eichmann all over again.
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Well, that all depends... would I be able to collect a finder's fee? If not, his expertise would be better used in our Zombie Warrior Programme.

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  8. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    You know, I was just reminded of my favourite episode when "Mengele" was mentioned. Did you read the role-playing episode?
     
  9. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    At least I do. But, on the other hand, I don't think that suprise you, Wolf.



    (This was a quite unimportant post, which didn't accually contain anything special. Guess this is what forums are made for. Okey, some forums... not this one thought.*)










    *Nope, definitely not this one.
     
  10. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    No, no, no, no, no. I will single handedly quash all plans of anything pertaining to propagation of those damned rotters.
     
  11. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Speaking of old people, do not EVER volunteer at a V.A clinic. VERY scary people. They 'stable' ones're all tweaked out 'cause of how much Agent Orange they drank during Vietnam. They generally won't even let you near the area where the 'unstable' ones are unless you're visiting one.
     
  12. Maximus

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    *sneaks up behind darkfool and knocks him out with truncheon*

    Who you calling UnStaBlE?!
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    *Duct tapes da'fool into a wheelchair and takes him to the VA clinic to visit Gulf war vets*
     
  13. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Sorry, but it's a question of joining us or be at the wrong end of the Vorakian Empire's Undead Legion. A man with your expertise would simply be too dangerous to have on the other side. Don't force me to use my position as Supreme Commander of the High Imperial Guard to have our boys drop you off in the middle of a Zombie squad, because I would really hate having to do that.

    ... unless, of course, you opt to become the sergeant of a zombie division, in which case your wish will be granted.
     
  14. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to take my chances. Lets see how long a zombie can fight after its third cervical vertebrae has been crushed.
     
  15. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Our research has shown that most zombies will retain about 14% of their combat ability once their third vertebrae has been crushed. Bear in mind though, you're in the middle of a legion, it's not a mere pit fight.

    I'm happy we'll finally have a competent centurion for the XIII though.
     
  16. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Make sure he gets a decent uniform.
     
  17. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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  18. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Besides, all decent uniforms disappeared along with Swamp Base 7 last week.
     
  19. Vorak

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    Alright already, next time I'll make sure they have gills.
     
  20. Wolfsbane

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    You know, I could sell you some kick-ass uniforms made from spider-silk. They wouldn't be too expensive, and they're tough as nails. Whaddaya say?
     
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