The reason why I'm presently known as Scarneck

Ouch. Poor bastard.

It almost looks like a sharkbite, or something...

 

I hope they used anesthetics.

You still look good, babe. :thumbup: Makes you look tougher.

 

Wha..! What the heck did it look like before you had it removed?

 

Yeah, like a bit of ash makes a marshmallow look tougher.

Oh, God, why has thou forsaken me?

It runs in his family.

 

Yeah, I'm sure you never knew that macaroni and cheese was really made using uranium powder.

By the time I'm done with your meals, your dick-face traits will run in the family.

Yeah, some good ol' head-banging goes a long way.

Too bad it doesn't go far enough to cancel out that dimple.

 

You're just jealous of that dimple, bitch.

Now might be a good time to get your ear pierced, if you wanted.

 

Not if I want to look tough.

Or to fight Mike Tyson.

 

Actually, that's obviously not the case - the stitches do not go as far as his windpipe. What he really did was follow the "How to Kill Yourself Like a Man" guide by Maddox.

Notice the similarities? Across the jugular...

So we've established he not only lacks self-esteem, but he is unsatisfied with his masculinity. Once again, my theory about the femininity of Dark Elf, as I before expressed in this thread is confirmed.

 

So, where do ya'll think xento got that picture of that little boy penis? Either he's guilty of some very bad things, or he took a picture of himself.

Hey, DE, make sure that you play with those stitches daily, pulling them back and forth. If you don't, your skin will graft to them, and it will sting like crap when you pull them out.



Dude, your face really is fucked up looking now, though. No pussy for you till that scar heals.

 

On the contrary, he just has to come up with a wicked lie as to how it happened and he'll be knee-deep in tang!

Maybe, "...fought off a deranged biker gang and saved a puppy..." or some crap, works every time!

 

One nill to Retard, I guess.


We all needed that one. Thanks.

 

Penis...? What? Oh, you mean his tumor. Yeah, now that you mention it, it DOES look a bit like a penis. Well, I guess you only see what you're looking for.

When you put it that way, I'm glad my mom tugged at my pecker after I got circumcised. Unfortunately, she never stopped.

 

Nice try, xento, but Retard more than won that round. Your counter-mock wasn't worth shit.

 

Fuck's sake, looks like they coulda made a smaller incision, though dunnit?

Anyway, glad you're alright. Hey, if you want a really kick ass scar left there, just neglect the hell out of your wound. Pick at it, and maybe rub some dirt in it. Then like Maximus suggested, maybe you can score extra 'tang, if your story is good enough......

 

It was probably one of those dime-store surgeons...you know, the ones who practice on ballistics gel dummies.