The only way to deal with punk kids

Since we're talking about Xiao's baby sister, the wording of this statement is quite apropos. As a side note, I think mercury would be a better punishment. Mercury in a two-guage needle.

 

'Scuze me, I need to go warn my sister that a whole bunch of very weird people are going to start hitting on her in the near future. I'll also give her a very big stick.

 

Oh she wont be needing a stick, I'm bringing my own.

I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

 

Note that Xiao was talking about a big stick.

 

I have been 34 year old for six days now, but I can live with that.

 

I'm 23. And Xiao, did you so quickly forget my suggestion of mercury in a two gauge needle? You could put one on the end of a turkey baster. Wait...turkey basters might be bad...

 

Being 19, I seem to be among the younger ones.

And Muro, it doesn't really matter. Big stick, little stick, boom stick. The important thing is the stick part.

 

I'm pretty sure a whole bunch of very weird people are already hitting on her.

 

I should hope your schwanze isn't a boom stick. That would be uncomfortable for both parties involved.

 

Mine usually is a boomstick at the end.

 

This. Is. My. BOOMSTICK!

 

I am not sure, but who is the youngest here then? Is it wobbler, wolfbane, or Yuki?

 

I'm 18 and a month on top of it. Which makes the youngest Yuki.

 

And since Wolfsbane is a whole year older than me...

 

I presume that I am one of the old geezers here, right?

 

Yuki isn't even here anymore though.